#juiceboxing

The Cask of Amontillado except he's getting sealed into a fursuit

Nintendo should’ve capitalized on the animal crossing/doom eternal memes by allowing me to perform executions on the villagers that displease me so i could crack open bob’s head like a coconut if he ever lets his guard down

can’t get sick if you don’t got cells. the government will now remove yours by force

I remember sitting in an econ lecture a while back bored out of my mind and noticing a girl in front of me making a powerpoint presentation on the Dominican Republic entirely in spanish (which she had to use google translate for every single sentence to do) and now with the quarantine and all in-person classes cancelled i feel sad that im no longer getting the true college experience that is watching students not give a single shit in any lecture ever

mixed drinks, except they're just random handfuls of shit from your medicine cabinet in a glass of water