#juddbirch

This is Advika she a baddie: scroll down for Ch 1 sorry guys the writing isn't that good its for fun :)

Chapter 1

Today was like every other day in this hell hole of high school, I woke up put on the shittiest clothes that probably still stink like my two minute noodles from last night, I walk to school and give Leah my absolute best friend a hug, she’s literally so perfect she’s an actual godess, I literally have no idea how she’s my bestie, but what I do know is that she needs to break up with that prick Brad, if I’m being honest I actually miss her being with Val Bilzerian (never thought I’d ever say this) even though I see him eating his own ear wax and giving his little brother wedgies all the time, i feel bad for little Jay. But she swears she’s in love with this Brad creep. Leah says I should find someone, but I just truly don’t see myself with anyone, well definitely not anyone from this stupid high school. But no one ever wants me, it’s kinda sad but it’s the truth Leah says I just have to meet the right person but I don’t know.

Today after school for the first time I’m going to Leah’s house, im not sure but it’s always my house, she says her brothers are weird apparently ones creepy and ones a whiney little bitch. Also it’s so funny but she says that her dad always talks about eating her mum out, HELLO WHAT ha. When I first heard that I actually cried, I’m like I wanna see this for myself and I guess today’s the day.

(Skip to outside the Birch’s house)

I’m standing on the doorstep as Leah’s rumbling her keys around to open the door I hear muffled screams behind me, kinda sounds like raccoons. I turn around rapidly and I’m locked eyes with Leah’s brother Judd he's choking a raccoon and still strong eye contact he slowly I merged into the bushes. Why was that lokey kinda hot, no yes no, no right yeah no that was weird.

Advika: “Did you, uh, see that. Leah, hey Leah”

Leah: “Oh yeah that’s Judd, I told you he’s creepy, he says he’s training them to kill Nick or whatever. Just ignore him."

(Skip to having dinner with the Birch family)

Elliot Birch: "To sum up my toast for tonight I would like to say thank you to my beautiful daughter Leah that me and my beautiful wife created-"

Nick Birch: "Ok dad we get it you and mum have sex all the time."

Elliot: "I'm sorry I wasn't done. Anyways and thank you Leah for bringing her equally as beautiful friend Advika to our dinner tonight."

Judd: "Yeah thanks Leah." - (mumbled under his breath)

Leah gives me a strange look after Judd said that i'm not exactly sure what it means because the only time I see him at school is when he occasionally walks past the hauls like once every month. Apparently he takes the sewers out of school because he hates even breathing the same air as anyone at school, which honestly is fair.

We finish our dinner and me an Leah hang out in her room, Nick keeps nagging us but he's sooo cute in his little bacon and egg pjs, I can't believe he's going to go to high school with us next year though it's so strange and his friend Andrew is here and he kept looking at my boobs which was um i'm not sure how to feel, lokey kinda flattered, am I weird for that. Yeah.

(Standing outside the house door)

Leah: "Byeeee see you tomorrow, love you."

Advika: "Wait Leah."

Leah: "Yeah whatsup"

Advika: "So you know how you gave me that "look" at dinner, what was that for, like why."

Leah: "Omggg, sorry I forgot to tell you, ok so you know when Judd literally said-"

Advika:" Wait this is about Judd!"

Leah: "Um of course stupiddddd, right after my dad said his weird toast, Judd said-Yeah thanks Leah- like comooooonn, he so has a thing for you, he was literally thanking me for bringing you. I'm telling you he never speaks and when he does its about him telling you he's going to kill you. He never says anything nice about anyone, so he must like you or something like that, i'm actually not sure maybe he wants to cut you up into pieces or get his racoons to shred yo-"

Advika: "OK LEAH. Thats enough hahah, good to know that, anywyas bye, bye see you tomorrow."

I give her a hug and a slight wave as I walk away. But the thought remains in my head. Judd.