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Thursday April 4, 2019 , Youtube Video April 8,2019

Jason met David’s trainer and David makes fun of Jason’s trainer.

Jason has lost 9 lbs and has to wear a belt now. He says that he lost the weight due to his trainer but David says he lost it due to Jeff training him.

They talk about how you can not diss a soldier. Jason inadvertently says something about nazi soldiers not being bad and then he corrects himself. 

David was working out with his trainer and he tells him that if he keeps working out he will love it.

David has worked out 8 times in the past 3 weeks. Arnold compares orgasm to pumping iron

David said if working out was like orgasming he would be the most shredded dude in the friend group

They went to Vegas and David was sitting behind him on the plane.

Jason says that he is doing 15 minutes of standup and will follow that with stories.

Jason asked David if he has any good stories for his show and David had a look on his face like wtf he thinks I care

David says that Zane and Heath were being loud and juuling on the plane and David wanted to put his head down and pretend he wasn’t with them

Cops pulled up in his neighbors drive and David went out into his drive.The cop peeked over his fence and was like my kids love you!

Natalie was out of the house and was pulling up in the drive when the cops were there. David asked the cops to fake arrest him right quick.

Natalie froze when the cops were arresting them and she texted their friend to see if it was real.

Jeff was pulling up too and David told the cops his name and that he was a real criminal. The cops asked if Jeff was Jeff Wittek and they told him to put his hands up.

They talk about how cops can be fun and nice instead of a hardass

David and Jason talk about his jokes for Sunday’s improv show

They then talk about how David edits and how they can spend 30 minutes filming with someone and only gets one joke.

Scott can talking with David while hes vlogging and Scott says David won’t include any of the footage because it’s not funny.

Jason took the dog to the dog cleaners “Bone Sweet Bone” and he had a minor break down in front of the kids

David was going to get Jason a dog but he didn’t . Jason couldn’t have a dog in the house he’s currently living in.

Jason is a softie around golden retrievers and goes off on a mini tangent

Chipotle gave David his own burrito on their website and he thinks they don’t know how big of a deal that is

David was at Chipotle taking photos and the guy asked him how many times a week he eats Chipotle. David eats it 5x or more a week

Jason tells David that he has something to talk about with him. David makes fun of him because everytime he does that Jason is going to talk shit about David.

David went to the Beverly Hill’s hotel and found out what a Shirley Temple is.

David can not form opinions on things until someone else validates it. 

Jason and David talk about hotels and which one is his favorite.

David shows up late to places and have people order for him, Jason finds it rude

David did a Make a Wish other day . He was in Vegas and he had to race to get home. The girl came over to David’s house and they went to Chipotle and hung out for 2 hours after at his house.

David can’t believe that he is someones wish and can’t believe people look up to him.

The girl had cancer and has been cancer free for a year. The little sister wanted a wish but couldn’t have one. So she was like okay well i want cancer.

Natalie really wants a dog and keeps asking David for one.He is surprised that he hasn’t caved yet .

Jason buttdialed David while he was at a charity for his childrens school.

David can’t figure out how Jason keeps butt dialing him with the iPhone not having any buttons.

Jason and David talk about how malls are going out of business and they can now order things online and send it back for free

Jason makes fun of David

David had a fun time in Vegas and Jason talks about how Vegas wiped him out.

Jason’s favorite gifts are the ones his children makes for him.

David gets Reggie on the podcast and he talks about how coming feels.

Reggie came out to his brother first and he feels like he can actually talk about himself now.

David and Jason asks about how his DM’s are looking now that he is out. His DM’s are popping. 

On this weeks episode of Joe’s Teeny Weeny Podcast, Joe bought a Ouiji Board and David tells him to get the fuck out because he doesn’t want that bad energy in his fucking house.

Joe tries to open the box and play but David keeps trying to kick him out

Joe pretends that the ouiji board is saying the the worst podcast is VIEWS podcast

David tells us the story about David playing with the Ouiji board when he was younger and him waking up with bruises.

  Podcast from Thursday March 22, 2019, Youtube video from 3/24/2019

Jason and David just got back from Chicago, they talk about how David spaces out during their conversations

David had 3 interviews on Monday that he needed to get back to LA for, they rented a car and were late for their flight, two girls asked Dave for a picture and he gave them $50 each to do something with the rental car

The boys talk about flying first class and going back to fly economy . Jason took his kids on first class last year

Two girls walked up to David at a bar and asks if he would fuck her and her friend Kaitlyn , he says he doesn’t thinks so and she left

A girl at the club asked David which one of his friends she can have sex with

Jason got offered to take testosterone and then they go off on a tangent about Jason’s balls

They talk about jerking off at sleepovers to pornhub in middle school

Jason and David share their first time having sex and how hard it was to keep a condom on and stay hard, David can’t believe how some people wait to have sex until they are married

One guy from VHHS came up to Jason at the bar and said he won funniest person in hs the year before David

David and Jason went to a Tesla event and David realized all the Tesla cars spell out sexy

David shot with Kylie this week and he loved it.They went and got burgers, people were afraid to come up to them and ask for a picture

David went on a run and this girl asked for a picture. The girl’s mom said get in and we’ll follow him

Jason’s kids voted for David’s kca. David’s mom makes Ester, Sara, and Toby vote for David too

David can’t figure out how Jason and his ex-wife had a joint bank account

Marney was an executive producer for David’s favorite show back in 2013 and he freaks out

Jason had to take care of this 4 yr old on a airplane to Hawaii with his other kids.

On JTWP, Joe bought an emo? egg and he want’s to cook it later for brunch

David had a stuffed animal named Stuart, he was allergic to the dust on the dog and his mother threw it away

David had a sleepover at his old house where his friend had to pee and was afraid of cockroaches and pissed in his bed

Jason wants David to take his children with him to the Kid Choice Awards but David is taking his siblings

Jason thinks David tells their new friends to be nice to Jason . Stas and Kelsey think that no one in their friend group liked them

David talks about how he gets sore with his trainer and how he used to work out every day when he first moved to LA and then he quit

Podcast from Thursday March 15, 2019, Video from 3.18.2019 

David and Jason are sitting on the couch while recording the podcast.

Jason says that he ran 6 miles this morning, David says Jason didn’t run the 6 miles, he traveled the 6 miles

Jason is mad at David bc he let Jason get overweight and gross, David compares Jason to Hansel & Gretel fattening up someone in the oven to eat them

David is on his third day with his trainer, he made David do “girl” pushups and he couldn’t finish.

Jason says he has been with his trainer for 5 months and nothing has happened with him.

David’s been bragging about his trainer, Jack and Jason think its gonna be over for them if David gets buffed and ripped and his ego will be through the roof

Natalie thinks David’s a wimp

Jason and David went to a “classy” party with Jimmy Kimmel, John Stamos, and Andy King.

Jason and David went to a nightclub where Jason took 8 shots of tequila. These girls wanted David’s attention and he gave them a picture or whatever, he turned back around to finish his previous conversation and the girls kept touching his butt . He asked the to stop but they kept touching him

Jason asks David why wouldn’t he let the touch his butt, David says he was afraid of being pick-pocketed, they kept touching his ass so he left the party

Jason can’t believe that they are friends with John Stamos, David says that John has requested his number twice but David forgets to give it to him

John Stamos called David “dumb bc he filmed with David for 3 hours and only 25 secs of footage went into the vlog

David and Jason talk about how they love bbq’s and how the men and women separate fro each other and talk shit about the others

They talk about going to Coachella and hating it, Jason taking molly from someones water bottle

David talks about him filming with Snoop Dog with Ilya and Alex. Snopp offered David a hit and he took it and he was high as fuck

David wants to get a pass to shoot at Coachella this year

Jason realizes that his stomach has been outside of his hoodie the whole time and David didn’t want to say anything because it would be awkward

On JTWP, Joe gets an email from this guy to do a prom-posal to this girl

David and Jason talk about marriage and how garter belts are so weird

They also talk about how families were once strangers and now they are families

Podcast from March 29,2019 , Youtube Video from April 1, 2019

David got a new pair of glasses and David says Jason smells like shit.

David got glasses because he is farsighted and can not read.

David won a Kid’s Choice Award on March 23.He thought that once he won he wouldn’t be so excited but he was so much more excited

He got texts from his high school teachers. Jason sent him such a sweet text while crying in an Uber.

David talks about how full circle it has come. He used to watch Josh on the Kid’s Choice Award winning and now Josh is presenting David with an award.

Jason’s belly is out again and they talk about how everyone in the comments talk about his belly.

Jason searched google for florida man and his birthday. Jason got David’s birthday wrong but David doesn’t catch it.

They went to the Weiner Circle in Chicago where all the women are mean.

Jason went up to the meanest women and wound up having a heart to heart with the lady.

David read an ad and Jason started talking about he took a test and found out he is part Irish. David zoned out while Jason was talking

David is so confused about packages and construction. He can’t believe that you can order something and they ship it out to you the next day

David asks Jason is he has ever told his kids a lie to protect them. He told them that they can be anything they want and they are the two most special people.

Charlie’s school had a reality vs dream job paper and her reality job was an actress and the dream job was a unicorn fashion dresser thing.

David flew to Chicago for less than 24 hours for a doctors appointment.

Turns out it was a witch doctor that his mom wanted him to go to.

The doctor was doing his thing and David was cracking up because he is ridiculous. The doctor gave him an ultrasound and the doctor made concerning faces and noises.

David has a small liver and a small spleen according to the witch doctor. He was trying to convince David that it is due to a lot of sugar. 

John picked David up from the doctor and was so concerned as to why he flew out just for a doctors appointment. 

David told him he had cancer and John said “Fuck man, I thought that you’d die a quick death so I wouldn’t have to visit you in the hospital.”

David has a small cyst next to his tailbone and he brought it up to his witch doctor and the doctor was like oh no thats not my specialty 

A waiter made an inconsiderate joke at Jason and Jason is freaking out about it. He can’t believe that the waiter was an asshat.

Jason was rude to one of David’s friends and David walked off. Jason then felt bad and apologized later on.

Jason gets heated at David . David brings up his experience with the bartender 

Jason got hit by a motorcycle on Saturday and he pulled over to check on the guy. He was so frazzled he drove off without getting the guys insurance information.

Jason is frustrated with how David replies to him after opening up. He says he kinda misses hanging out without having to post. David replies with ‘Yeah I bet it was great sucking off his ex wifes money”

This girl was talking to David and one of the boys and she asks what they do . David says social media. A little bit later the girls like so is your office in LA? David tells her that they are vloggers and the second the girl heard that she left.

On this weeks episode of Joe’s Teeny Weeny Podcast Joe brings in a small pool and is wearing swim shorts and a donut floatie. Joe doesn’t say much about his bit .

David and Jason talk about how a company wanted to produce the podcast for $750,000 and they denied it because Davied felt bad energy. The company then shut down a few months later.