#jschlattlive

Saw big guy last night in NYC with my parents. they both preferred Ted over Schlatt.

overall, the show was really good, in my opinion.

my favorite bit was the Jesus Christ thing.

my father took this video cause my camera is busted.

i swear to God, and this defiantly isn't the simp coming out of me, but the room smelled like heaven when Schlatt walked on stage.

Ted beats Schlatt twice and then they had a fight like a divorced couple, then Ted kills him, and the show ends.

the fans were so nice, considering who we were all there to see...

hit keep reading for a surprise

Taking a small electric razor, he catches near the edge of his mutton chops, shaving his chin.

You stand nearby, watching from the doorway of the bathroom, watching him look in the mirror as he cleans up his facial hair.

He finishes up, cleaning up the hairs that fell from the shave.

"Hey toots, staring much?" He asks with a joking tone.

You hadn't realized you were staring, but he did.

"Uh, sorry... just, never really watched anyone do that before."

"What, clean up a beard? Does it look okay?" He asks, making eye contact in the mirror before returning his eyes to look at his chin. He flexes it left, then right, checking for any cuts or missed hairs.

You can only gulp in response, and he hears it.

A slow grin grows as he looks at you again.