#jowood

‘K. Hawk: Survival Instinct’

[PC] [FRANCE] [MAGAZINE] [2002]

Ready to meet the new face of adventure? ~Tagline “Well what can I say; the game can certainly use more polishing - more like a proper make-over. Anyhoo, with a poorly balanced AI, laggy camera, and the outdated graphics it's safe to assume that it will be overshadowed with upcoming PC titles like Splinter Cell and Bloodrayne. In a nutshell, K. Hawk: Survival Instinct can be fun for a few hours, until you get terribly annoyed with all of the above-mentioned flaws and glitches. It's good to watch a new and attractive female character in action. But frankly, I'd rather play as a short fat bald guy and fight against lifelike opponents (with believable AI) than as a chick in sexy underwear desperately evading relentless fire from foes with supernatural aiming abilities.” ~Ure "Vader" Paul, Actiontrip

@therealjacksepticeye @markiplier Game suggestion (because i think the two of you might enjoy it) I know this game is age old by now, but it is HILARIOUS. Basically, you play as this adorable guy, Woody,

who lives next to this charming man:

The neighbour. The objective: Prank the hell out of him without being caught.Those “prank” range from putting an egg in his microwave to making his pet-pig breathe fire into his face. In a way, the game is very innocent, which makes it even funnier. Part 1 is set in his house and levels get more difficult as the game progresses. The art style is quirky, the story is hilarious and the music is cool too! I can only recommend it!! (Yes, I’ve played it myself :3)

‘Traffic Giant’

[PC] [UK] [MAGAZINE] [2000]

PC Zone, July 2000 (#91)

‘AquaNox 2: Revelation’

[PC] [RUSSIA] [MAGAZINE] [2003]

Game.EXE, October 2003

Ein Ausflug in die Natur, ein Wettkampf allein gegen die Zeit, und ein Alptraum für Menschen mit Rechts-Links-Schwäche: Rallye-Spiele! Erst kürzlich habe ich endlich wieder einmal ein waschechtes Rallye-Spiel gefunden, das mich packen konnte. Welches, will ich an dieser Stelle noch nicht verraten. Doch es ließ mich zurückdenken, an meine allererste Rallyespiel-Erfahrung – und an die, die folgen…