#jonessa

Heyyyy!!!! This is such an interesting pairing and I already covered tjem in this post but on the point that they interact the least on screen I do find this very interesting when it comes to the moments they DO interact. This is just gonna be based on my memory so I apologise but…

Harper’s Locket = In my head them playing the staff at the house was a real bonding experience for them and I feel like these two are the sorts of people who really like to talk about the characters they play. So I like to think these two made up whole backstories for their characters and had a bunch of fun (mainly filling the dead time they had in the scenes they weren’t involved in during rehearsals). Also when the ceiling fan falls I really like that Jonathan jumps to actions be goes to grab it because he is literally being in character. He only does it because everyone is yelling SMYTHE at him and I feel like he and Vanessa both relate to each other on really loving to inhabit roles because they have some issues with their self confidence. So playing confident characters is a wonderful bout of escapism for them both. Also when Trevor fucking dies they are the characters left in the room wuth him and I adore that you can see them in the background like trying to revive him a lil and Canessa covers his arse by standing in front of it when the cameras on it at the end. Like these two don’t respond great in a crisis but they are trying <3333 my favourite two disasters ❤️

The Most Lamentable = THESE TWO ARE SO GOOD IN THIS. Again these two beyond anyone else love commiting tp the script because they both rely on it for their self esteem (who said that-) so of course it was these two persevering through that god awful tongue kiss hahahhahahaha also again Canessa trying to be helpful and adjusting where he is walking and being helpful because my guy can’t see shit in that costume. I also love that she doesn’t yell at him but does yell at Dennis that episode because Vanessa has a clear distinction of someone who is trying their very hardest to stay on script despite the odds and someone who doesn’t even know the script!!! It is the worst crime and the greatest stress in her books and it really shows in this contrast. Either way I feel like the traitorous queen and brother of the king is such a good dynamic for these two to attempt to do because it’s so Not Them. Like the two most harmless members, the one who above all want to stay out of trouble and try their best not to cause any. Love tjem.

I feel like these two must ahve some subtle interactions in the festival but I am blanking so bad (I guess I’ll need to rewatch it 😈) but yeah I think these are the big ones. Yeah they really don’t have much but it’s a good thing I’m a maniac 😀 give me the smallest scraps and I will create a world!!! Literally grabbing your hand gently and asking you to come on a journey wuth me where I show you my greatest delusions. These two are one of those delusions I love them so much and their non-existent dynamics (which I did not let effect that certain Christmas fic I wrote that one time TRUUUST)

Any suggestions?

my otps to end all otps: 12/∞

lynessa beaumont & joseph vipont from Of Dragon Riders

send me a ship and i’ll tell you

-who cries when someone dies in a movie

JoJo, he is a sensitive baby

(he would deny that he cries, becaus he is a Wild one°)

-who wears the ugly holiday garb

Vanessa, her grandma always makes her wear such silly things

-who pays for the meals

Both

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone

no idea

-who brings home stray animals

JoJo, he loves animals so much

-who leaves the bathroom door open

Vanessa, she doesn’t care if someone’s looking

-who tells the ‘dad jokes’

uuuh, hard one

Probably one of their other friends, maybe Raban

-who wants kids more

JoJo, he wants to have a Family

-who travels more

Maybe Vanessa?

I hc that she had to move city, because her parents died (since she lives with her Grandma) and have some firnds in her old hometown.

JoJo just when Markus invited him.

-who spends more cash

Probably Vanessa

She get’s more pocket money

-who buys the things in infomercials

Vanessas Gradma

-who draws in the dust on their cars

Both do

-who starts the snowball fights

Vanessa, she’s a tsundere

JoJo probably said something charming and she tries to hide her blush

-who throws away the directions to things

Vanessa

-who puts up holiday decor

JoJo, since he was in an orphanage he loves the holiday time

-who is more likely to forget to bathe

JoJo?

-who gets more obsessed about things

Depents on the thing, so i say both!

-who sings in the shower more often

I can totally imagine Grandma Terrible sitting in front of the TV with the Commercial blasting: “Do you want to keep nasty boys away from your daughter, or granddaugter? Then we have the thing for you! ….” And she picks the phone up “ Hello? Yes, I want ten. ”

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9J7zUigWas)

A dreamworld. Something that one's subconscious comes up with in order to take them away from reality. Some people hate the idea, but most, crave the sensation and feelings it gives off. It makes them feel whole, without even knowing it. That's the fascination of a dreamworld. The psychological powers of the human mind creates a person's dream based off what's in their most inner thoughts. It's a second-base reality. Ultimately, a dreamworld is one's bliss of the moment. The sad part, however, is that one would wake up and never remember what occurred.

The feeling of the bodies intertwined, bed sheets holding them together, was Joe's craving. Everyday, subconsciously and consciously, he craved it. He knew it too. He knew it was the only way he would be satisfied. One could say that it was his blissful moments. It got him through the days, especially when he knew he could come back and do the same thing, every day.

For him, it was also a sense of closeness. It was easy for him to feel the man of the house, the protector, of his wife. The satisfaction was that he could protect her through the dark, cold, horrendous nights. From now until his death, this was his duty for her. Otherwise, he wouldn't be accomplished. He would have a sense of failing, even when she say he didn't because according to her, he gave her everything she ever dreamed off. Never in a million years, though, would he agree to this if something were to happen to her within the night.

As a night passed on though and they woke with the sun hitting their eyelids, that meant that everything turned out right. A sense of accomplishment would course through his veins. Metaphorically, of course. This was his perfect morning, and he wouldn't have it any other way. _________________________________________