#jonathan keller

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Thank you so much for everything. You know who you are.

"What makes you think these jars are for sale?"

"It is I, Climos, god of climate change."

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"I read all about this in my dream book. Dreams symbolize how you really feel about people."

Having a conjoined twin is wonderful. There is nobody better for sharing secrets, as well as organs. But what happens when your twin and her boyfriend start to get freaky? Unless he also has a hot conjoined twin, you’re going to have to distract yourself for a while. Never fear! We have a couple o

"A Las Vegas night like this always gets ol' Johnny thinking, thinking about how big and wonderful the universe is."