#jonathan blogs

Hell, That's brilliant! I can just test ROGUES. I already have all their medical records, I know their pre-existing issues, I got my baselines years ago, that's much more reliable than looking for volunteers all the damn time! How come I ain't ever thought of that? I could save so much time advertising if I just refocused my work on -

...On... Hm.

Tempting as it is to be glib, I'm old enough to know that some things you gotta be unequivocally clear on; y'all have an ally in me.

Well now, look at that, been a hot minute, ain’t it?

Halloween was nice, thank you for askin’, kinda - not your fault I’m a touch late, now is it? I set the warehouse up as a haunted house this year - lotta medical horror - that opened late to older kids and adults, but kept it all above board. Already got arrested once this year, no need to push my luck.

Anyone who made it through got a slew‘a goodies, and just because I ain’t using fear gas don’t mean I can’t use some good ol’ fashioned perfumes to make things a mite more realistic, so it was fun. Took some of the poorer neighbourhood kids trick or treating, too, on a lark.

But as I said, it’s been a while - I oughta give you kids more credit, figured after the legal trouble and radio silence, y’all would scoot, but I think there might even be more’a ya now.

Where’d we leave off, suing? Shoot, I’m in a good enough mood, tell ya what.

Y’all can try your luck trick or treating in the inbox; ask me any question ya want, even stuff I don’t tend to answer. So long as it in’t about civilians, my patients, or a kid, I might just treat you to an answer.

Just be aware, pushing your luck with my good mood and patience will wind up with a trick, instead.

I appreciate the recommendation. I don't play myself, no, but I've bought some game machines for the boys, and I watch 'em play in the sitting room from time to time.

I think we got that one already.

Boys and girls of every age,

Would you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see