Sep 5, 2023
Okay for you? Or Mars? What if Mars is definitely not okay with you touching it? Ever thought about that? Fuck na. You only think about yourself.
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Okay for you? Or Mars? What if Mars is definitely not okay with you touching it? Ever thought about that? Fuck na. You only think about yourself.
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Dude...Jesus...Sun of God, no?
Dude...Y'all moved the Sabbath from Saturday to Sunday!
Dude...That Obelisk was imported all the way from Egypt!
Dude...In 1817, circular stones were set to mark the tip of the obelisk's shadow at noon...
...as the sun entered each of the signs of the zodiac...
...making the obelisk a gigantic sundial's gnomon!
I just woke up from a dream where real world and SNL Jeopardy were the same and Mayim Bialik told Daryl Hannah's Sean Connery "to check his straight, white, cisgender male privledge".
"Who are you to assume my sexual preference of gender, Bialik?" And for what? To silence me? Ha! Please! I play games too. If I must. Know all the rules too.
I am whatever I say I am, no? Of which no one who is not a bigot can deny, yes? Good, then. Well I'm not a trans man or a trans woman. And yet I identify as both. Fluidly. Deny me? No. Very well. Good day.
The name is Sean.
Sean Con-Binary.
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"Fee" is word that governments and corporation to disguise taxes and hide costs. It's a form of spell casting featuring soft linguistics used dark artisans to diversify streams of income and lighent the load a little at time to avoid detection - keeping you unconscious during and later forgetful of the brutal, never-ending pegging you receive, often in collaboration, from the masters of corporatism and berauracy.
Drivers in the most populous U.S. state are paying more at the pump than anyone else. Californiaās gas taxes and its strict clean-air polici
The Credit Card Competition Act ā federal legislation introduced earlier this year ā will disrupt the broken credit card system by injecting
Diesel fuel prices are rising. That could pose a problem for retailers going into the the fall months.
A new study demonstrates how fees imposed on youth and their families in Florida lead to continued justice system involvement for youth who
New York dings you almost constantly in the form of hidden taxes and fees
The Federal Trade Commission seems poised to regulate hidden fees in services from a range of industries, joining state attorneys general an
Feeling ripped off yet?
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