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Could you write an NSFW alphabet for Mista?
MISTA NSFW ALPHABET
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A = Aftercare (what theyβre like after sex)
Mistaβs not the bestβ¦ but he tries! Despite being tired, heβll roll over and grab you a cool towel and help clean you up, but afterwards heβll just want to hold you before drifting off.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerβs)
Mistaβs a big fan of his arms! Theyβre strong and toned, and he can lift you up and hold you down pretty easily. As for you, I think heβd love your legs, as he can hold them up or apart as he rams into you, and can press kisses down them and to your core when he goes down on you.Β
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Oh he is so down to make a mess with and of you. Mista feels a sense of satisfaction seeing you covered in his cum, and will most certainly be down to clean you with his mouth and letting you taste you both on his tongue.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Mista really really wants to feel what itβd be like to be bound to the bed frame. No touching himself or grabbing you even if he wanted to, just letting you have your way with him. Itβs something he doesnβt even know how to ask for though, so for now itβs a dirty fantasy.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyβre doing?)
I feel like Mistaβs less experienced than he lets on lol. Sure heβs had an occasional hookup every now and then, but his sexual bravado leaves him pretty quickly as soon as you enter the picture. Like most he is a pretty fast learner though, so you donβt have much to teach him.Β
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Absolute sucker for doggy, but really just loves taking you from behind. Itβs fast and easy and helps you both get your rocks off when youβre pent up!
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Oh heβs goofy all right. Yaps the ENTIRE time you do the do about how well youβre taking him and how good you feel, and will crack stupid jokes and act all cheesy. He will tone it down if you want it to be more intimate, but to Mista, laughter is intimate, and so heβll be trying to get you smile of laugh. If it melts into a moan heβll bust everywhere too, trust.Β
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Itβs a fucking jungle LMAO. Mista keeps it 100% natural. Carpets match and drapes and you WILL get a mouthful of pubes if you suck him off!
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Like I said, seeing you laugh and smile is intimate to him, but he understands if you want to savor the moment in a more serious manner. If this is the case, then Mistaβs yapping turnsΒ
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Total horndog, so he jacks off pretty regularly. He just canβt help it, youβre too sexy! Heβs also a big big fan of mutual masturbation so a lot of the time heβs also doing it with you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Lwk I think Mista would so be into panties/panty sniffing LOL. It feels a little random but I could totally see him accidentally grabbing a pair of yours by accident one time doing laundry and then unlocking a whole new world from there. Heβll try to hide it at first, but when you find out he will absolutely let you go to town on him.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Really anywhere in your apartment, but he does have a preference for pressing you to the kitchen counter and taking you there. Thereβs something so domestic about it that riles him up. However, if you two are in a rush on a mission, he has no qualms taking you against a wall, or bending you over the hood of a car.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Bro Mista could get turned on from seeing like a strip of skin exposed. He will get rock hard just seeing you shift in your seat and having the fabric of your top ride up, and very frequently youβve both had to excuse yourselves to the restroom during a group meeting (Bruno and Abbacchio are sick of yβall lol).Β
N = No (something they wouldnβt do, turn offs)
Never ever bringing the gun into the bedroom. Period. He knows from using it everyday the damage it does, and he loves you, so he does his best to keep his job away from you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
I think he has a preference for you giving, but that being said he is crazy good at giving. Will have your legs spread and or folded in ways you didnβt even know were possible as he devours you, and when you see him look up with a slicked chin and a teasing grin you know youβre screwed.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast, but not super fast. He enjoys the heat of the moment, but he also just wants to take the time to worship you and treat you well. You find that for special occasions he can actually be rather slow and sensual!
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He loves emβ lol. Theyβre easy and help relieve tension if you two are on a mission, and youβve frequented plenty of hotels and ruined the seats of several rental cars because of this.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Mistaβs down to try most things, and can be pretty risky when it comes to public sex particularly. However, he also views your opinion very highly, and wonβt do anything if you have concerns or hesitance. Sex is a fun and happy thing, after all.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Decent stamina, and he can go around 3-4 rounds. His refractory period is a little longer, but he makes it up to you with amazing head.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Mista may or may not tease you with the occasional vibrator, but his likes knowing youβre hot and bothered by his actions mostly. If you like toys however, he is more than game to experiment!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He can be quite the tease alright, but he also doesnβt have a super strong resolve, so if you beg him nicely heβll probably cave in.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Low grunts and moans in your ear baby! Heβs not super loud, but he is hella vocal, so expect filthy words and noises in your ear all night lol.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Wonders what it would be like to have a threesome. Could be with anyone (who is an adult) from the Bucci gang, and would only do it if you wanted it too ofc.
X = X-ray (letβs see whatβs going on under those clothes)
7 inches and he is THICK. Sways to the right just a little and has a deep pinkish-red tip!
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Relatively high. I mean, youβre his gorgeous partner after all how could he not want you? Still, respects if there are ever times youβre not in the mood though!
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
β’ Falls asleep pretty quickly afterwards, and will almost always have you tangled up in his arms. Heβs warm and cozy tough, so you donβt mind.
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