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instead of british butler 👆1 million dani moonstar
i like the way you think covey you should be president #coveyforpresident2026 and you know what. i can give you even a better offer. 1.1 million dani moonstar. how about that
it’s for a Halloween costume
trust my process
(just a cute little poster i made! <3 ⋆｡𖦹 ˚ 𓇼 ˚｡⋆)
-High Priest Tinka
How did you end up here?
" i was playing in the w00ds 'n dad called me f0r dinner but i tripped... then i was here! "
...Its hard for him to remember anything else.
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sooooo real on the parents meeting cliches LMAOO my parents have known each other since they were ten and grew up on the same street (bonus cliche points for nerd x jock and slowburn!)
ahh I’m glad I’m not the only one with romcom cliche parents! it’s so ridiculous for my moms — they were both jocks in different sports and one of them was pining so hard over the other one that she became the one and only cheerleader for the girls basketball team just to support her.
but growing up on the same street is crazy! It’s wild to imagine knowing someone for literally your entire life that way.
idk if it’s like this for you but listening to mine try to give me advice about my love life is sooo frustrating. it’s like ‘you guys were in a Disney channel movie! I’m in one of those dirtbag loser late twenties comedies! we are not the same!’
Hi! We are anons!
We come and go, asking folks like you questions or sending trouble your way!
" s0 y0ure an0ns? "
c00lkidd blinks before tilting his head slightly. Looking down at the lawn of dying grass under the tree as he thinks.
" 0k! m c00lkidd! were friends n0w! "
He chirps with no room for argument, his feet swing underneath him while starting to hum again. He picks some of few leaves still on the tree, twisting them together.