#johnnys

Listen. One day, Tegoshi and I are going to have some wacky sitcom circumstance that lands us in an elevator somewhere and I'm gonna be like, "So I read your trashy gossip book," and he'll be like, "Oh, cool, did you enjoy it?" and I'll be like, "Absolutely. What did they make you cut?" and he'll be like, "HA," and I'll literally have to keep coming up with new ways to break the elevator so he can tell me twenty years of bitchy gossip while I go, "I KNEW it," and, "NO," and, "STOP (not really please continue)."