#johnnic

General:

Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - 5ever, alternatively like... half a year in John’s dreams in the AUs where Jace exists. 

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - In fic canon it’s over the course of months for John, years for Nic.  In any of the AUs it was probably admittedly just a few weeks if that but they like saying months so they don’t sound too desperate. 

How was their first kiss? - Fic canon: Rushed, emotionally/situationally charged mess. AUs again- cutesy, soft, lingering- a Movie First Kiss. 

Wedding:

Who proposed? - John

Who is the best man/men? - In fic canon, uuhh haven’t thought about this. Sharky, Nick, or like... seven year old Cal I guess.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Kim

Who did the most planning? - John

Who stressed the most? - John

How fancy was the ceremony? - In canon They technically have two, considering ones just a common law/”we should get married” agreement that leads to Whitehorse basically signing off on them being a thing, then once they get topside John makes a big-to do, as he would in AUs, so:  Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

I need you to know I read the first half of this wrong and you made me think I had to Think about songs for them as a ship or friendship so crisis averted. 

Nic: just to mix it up a lil from her usual - American Sweetheart - Elle King

I think I'm pretty with these old boots on, I think it's funny when I drink too much You try and change me, you can go to Hell  'cause I don't wanna be nobody else Well, they say I'm too loud for this town so I lit a match and burned it down I'm not America's sweetheart but you love me anyway

Rick: Fuck You - Lily Allen

Fuck you, fuck you very, very much 'Cause we hate what you do And we hate your whole crew So, please don't stay in touch

Johnnic: Nemeses - Jonathan Coulton (and canon John/Deputy lbr, and that’s why I’m listing so much of the song I’M SORRY)

Being a brilliant man, going to great expense Devising a master plan doesn't make much sense Unless you find the one you're destined to destroy Now that you're here, I don't seem that crazy do I?

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(This is basically a redo from ages ago but I have twenty new peeps and Nemeses is their anthem that I just discovered two weeks ago. Anyway there are a few that didn’t make the cut so their ship playlist is here, fic playlist that has a few more plot specific ones here.)

Nemeses - Jonathan Coulton

Could it be that you need me to keep you out, to run you faster //  Promise me you'll let me be the one, the worst of all your enemies //  Being a brilliant man going to great expense devising a master plan doesn't make much sense unless you find the one you're destined to destroy // Now that you're here I don't seem that crazy do I? //  Maybe it's just as well it's better you don't see the way I'm running just to keep your back in view 

I Can’t Decide - The Scissor Sisters

Don't wanna be a bad guy // I'm just a loner baby and now you've gotten in my way //  I can't decide whether you should live or die //  Oh, I could throw you in the lake or feed you poisoned birthday cake I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone  

If I Never See Your Face Again - Maroon 5

Now as the summer fades, I let you slip away //  You say I'm not your type, but I can make you sway //  I'd let you be if you put down your blazing gun //  Now you've gone somewhere else, far away I don't know if I will find you //  But you feel my breath, on your neck Can't believe I'm right behind you //  Cause you keep me coming back for more // and I feel a little better than I did before And if I never see your face again, I don't mind ‘cause we gone much further than I thought we'd get tonight

Maybe You’re Not the Worst Thing Ever - Galavant Cast

You're frigid and demanding I shudder at your call //  Whenever you come near me my flesh begins to crawl // But sometimes, there are moments I'm not repelled at all  // Worse than lice or plague but truth be told you're growing on me just like mold // And though you’re so annoying so easy to despise // although there’s something scary behind your cold dead eyes // and though I’ll never like you it’s nice to realize maybe you’re not the worst thing ever

Bad Things - Jace Everett

When you came in, the air went out and every shadow filled up with doubt //  I don't know who you think you are but before the night is through I wanna do bad things with you 

Problem - Natalia Kills

𝕃𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕣𝕦𝕟, 𝕝𝕖𝕥 𝕙𝕚𝕞 𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕕𝕠 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕖 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖

3. When they are having a fight, what is it about and how do they deal with it? More often than not, John will still let his bastard side show to someone, and Nic will absolutely call him on it, which might spark something. 

4. Their favorite physical feature on each other? Nic thinks John’s non-existent ass is adorable Eyes for both of them

14. Is their anything they associate with each other? Mostly locations. Post-Collapse the remains of the Yes sign, the Bunker but namely the red room, Landsdowne Airstrip...

22.  22. From the outside looking in, what is their dynamic like? Again, I feel like this is setting up a shot at a hornets nest when it comes to fandom feelings but it ain't gonna be like more than four people read this. It’s... multifaceted. Fairly problematic considering their past on opposite ends and the fact that they’ve tried to harm each other, but they worked through it so it’s extremely strong and they mesh well into one unit together. 

Why dont we have both

1. What drew your character to their LI and vice versa? 

Pack Parents: It was mutually picking up on vibes without really knowing it. For both, the other just felt right in the sense that they felt good and honest and trustworthy.

Johnnic: In stark contrast, it was completely base level, girl/boy pretty. And sort of badass NoT tHaT i wOuLd AdMiT iT aBoUt An EnEmY.”

2. What was the first moment that they knew they were in love with their LI?

Pack Parents: Neither can really place a moment, it just kinda gradually built up and they were just sort of aware the L word was involved after a while. 

Johnnic: A bit complicated, because for Nic, it was straightforward- in the Bunker, she saw him and Whitehorse talking about something the Survivors needed and how they should approach getting it done/John was finally helping other people not including her or Cal without any ulterior motive/apprehension. For John, he thought he was in love the first time he thought he lost her after everything they had been through when they got to the bunker with seconds to spare and she was in bad shape. However, that was more his heart and brain not being used to actively caring about someone that he wasn’t obligated to/trying to get something from.  I made this joke before but it’s very much that bit in Galavant where Isabella has a crisis because she’s having a positive feeling about someone.  Where he has the thought that he loves her and it’s genuine love - he walked into their room to see her napping with Cal and it got him right in his heart. 

21.  Personally, do you think they are a good couple?

Pack Parents: Best couple, but a couple of arguments a year would probably make them a more adjusted couple instead of too perfect uwu

Johnnic: Catch me straining to answer this question intelligently considering the topic of this week’s resurfaced drama lmao Again, complicated. For tropes’ sake, they’re perfect, they hit all the best ones, but in their ‘canon’ did originate with hella toxic elements, but they worked through it and didn’t start anything until way after there was an even playing field with no strained power dynamics which makes it a little better. In the Gatthew/It Was All a Dream/Most Other AUs they’re also perfect but their chaos would be INSANE. 

24. Is there any moment that happens between them that you know happens and just makes you melt?

Pack Parents: They’re pretty soft and heart-melty most of the time but as far as moments that actually exist/hypothetically exist: on a rougher, less cutesy front: One of their first official moments of friendship, when she’s having the baby at the hospital and the Mutts know she’s there and come to get the baby. Jeremy arrives in her room to check on her while also trying to scope out the Mutts, and then he’s about to leave her with the Shady Doctor, and considering that she still doesn’t entirely trust Jeremy but feels that he’s a genuinely good person/has been kind to her/etc and is clearly better than the guy who’s giving her Mutt vibes, all it takes is her grabbing his hand and giving him A Look and Jeremy basically immediately attaches himself to her side because he Gets It.   Also fast forward a couple of in-universe days where they’re back at Stone Haven and Alex wore herself out dealing with Baby Jamie and she’s out cold in the room so Jeremy covers her with the blanket. uwu