Daily/Weekly/Whenever I feel like it Diary - Post 1
I've decided to write an internet (daily, weekly, whenever I feel like it) blog to detail any interesting things that go on when living with Jitterskull.
Today I was innocently making a nice brew of tea and making myself some toast, when I was rudely interrupted by Skully who was trying to emulate his hero Bruce Skullsteen who plays the harmonica and guitar among other things. The thing is Skully can't play the harmonica. Quite frankly he is terrible at it so much so, some birds flew past the window and died because the noise was so bad. It was him playing the harmonica that broke the teapot, meaning my lovely brew was gone and so was our only way of making tea.
I got angry, shouted at him but that only caused him to play it even louder which caused the landlord (No Limbs Mcgee) who we aren't on good terms already, to come to the door and start shouting. Instead of apologising Skully decided to list 10 reasons why he was an ugly, horrible being, this caused him to cry profusely and gloop away once more.
So as you can see today has not been a good day, getting in trouble with a landlord and losing a teapot. I expect a letter from countless animal rights groups soon due to Skully's animal destruction through music. I'll be writing another post soon detailing the roller coaster that is my life at the moment.