#jimeze

Frieza: What are those fools doing over there? It appears they are fighting... nothing? What do they think they're doing? Oh well, more time for me win this tournament for them. One step closer to my wish... (begins walking away, until a wave of shadowy energy washes over him, causing him to flinch slightly) What the--

(Jimeze appears as a shadowy illusion)

Frieza: Really? This Yardrat again? If this is supposed to be an illusion to scare me, they could at least try harder.

Jimeze Illusion: I'm stronger than when we last fought! Get a taste of my Instant Transmiss- (Frieza whacks him with his tail, causing him to fall over)

Frieza: Pfft... This is the best they can throw at me? At least give me somewhat of a thrill...

???: Greetings, "senpai".

Frieza: Hmm?

(He sees an illusion of Frost)

Frieza: You...

Frost Illusion: You are correct. I am a member of your race. The one you sent to oblivion.

Frieza: I have no time for amateurs.

Frost Illusion: HOW DARE- (stops himself) Oh, I see what you're doing. I'm not that gullible anymore!

Frieza: Not gullible, aye? Then, I guess you don't need to know you have something on your face.

Frost Illusion: What? Something on my face? What does that have to do with any-

(Frieza punches him in the face)

Frieza: Hang on, I think I've got it!

Frost Illusion: You trickster! There's nothing on my face!

Frieza: I assure you there is! I think I can get off!

(Frieza punches him again)

Frieza: Oh, my mistake. I've only made it worse.

Frost Illusion: Bloody-- What even was on my face, if there was anything?

Frieza: Pain.

Frost Illusion: You clever little...

(Frieza punches him for the third time)

Frost Illusion: JEEZ! Let me finish a sentence!

Frieza: You do know you can dodge or even strike back?

Frost Illusion: Oh, yes. I have realized my error, senpai... Let me correct it!

(The illusion slaps Frieza across the face with his tail. Frieza just smiles)

Frieza: Of course, an amateur like you had to use a hint.