Jared couldn’t stop the smile spreading over his face as his husband touched his beard, promising that he’d be beside him for always. It had been a bumpy road, getting married. Between issues arising when he’d proposed and eloping, and Misha having to jump headfirst into learning how to deal with his at times debilitating depression... life was far from a fairy tail. That hadn’t stopped Jared from being grateful for his husband, though. He let his hands come up to mirror MIsha’s, pressing his lips lightly to the older man’s and breathed out, still grinning. “That won’t even be long enough, Mish...”

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[text -> My Angel] I am picking up coffee and donuts... thought you’d like a nice morning after last night. Love you. xx

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[text -> My Angel] Okay, but, and humor me here... what would you do if Vicki came back?

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[text -> My Angel] Left house keys on counter-- can you grab them please on your way???

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text -> My Angel] MISHA. MISHA, HI, BABY. You’re really fukcing pretty, did you nkow that?

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[text -> My Angel] Your red tie is in my trailer... maybe when you get a break, we should see if it still knows how to make me whine. 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[text -> My Angel] I’m not saying that, Misha. I’m saying that... I don’t know. I know it’s our job, I know I need to be filming... but it’s weird sleeping without you, knowing you’re with everyone else. I know, I’m a sappy, needy bitch. Just remember, you WILLINGLY married me.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[text -> My Angel] All I’m fucking saying is that’s getting really fucking old to need to make a fucking appointment to see my own goddamn husband. This isn’t what I fucking signed up for. 

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[text -> My Angel] Why is Maison wearing my Tough Mudder shirt? Where did you even find it??? I’ve been looking for it for like... a week. 

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[text -> My Angel] NO. I LOOKED EVERYWHERE, MISHA! HE’S NOT HERE. I don’t know what the fuck happened, I had him in his little area and now he’s just... gone. What if we don’t find him? Baby... fuck. I can’t believe I lost Schrodinger...

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[text -> My Angel] Have a random, mushy, sweet reminder that you, my love... are an absolute, honest to God angel on earth. You’re the most amazing man, the most devoted father and the most loyal husband anyone could ask for... and I am a very, very, very lucky man to call you mine. I love you, baby. Have a good day... I will see you tomorrow. xx

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text

[text -> My Angel] But is it really that important to do? Honestly, I don’t mind people thinking Sam and Cas as getting dirty ;)

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[text -> My Angel] GUESS WHO JUST LANDED IN DC AND CAN’T WAIT TO SEE HIS ANGEL?? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text] Perks of a house full of little ones. 

[text] Nope. You will not. I already had it, I will be fine. Stay there. 

[text] Don’t make me get the tie, mister. 

[text] Want me to make you some tea, angel?

[text] I have to go to the vet and get the arrangements made for her ashes, babe.

[text] After that... yes, please.

[text] It is doing dishes right now because birthday angel doesn’t get to do jack shit around the house. 

[text] Give me five to finish up... then I am all yours.

Send a ship to my inbox and I’ll say who:

pets your face bc i still love u anyway-- aaaaaaaand right now we’ll go with sam and jan bc yes

eats breakfast food for dinner: jan

turns the radio volume up until their ears bleed: probably neither of them, though jan does turn it up a little louder than others because her hearing isn’t as good as it used to be thanks to blasting her iPod when she was younger

waves at random animals: jan

binge-watches shows until 2 in the morning: jan

takes all the pillows: probably jan, though she doesn’t really mean to, it’s just more comfortable

plays with rotating doors: definitely jan

would 100% fight with a sword if they could: probably both of them??

forgets every little thing: jan

loves the thought of a double-date: maaaaaybe sam?

has to eat fast food, like, three times a week: neither of them

enjoys hugs: both for sure

could kill with a stare if their partner is flirted with: it’s possible that it could be both, though it’s more lowkey??

remembers all the holidays and goes above and beyond on gifts: jan

would cosplay as their favorite character: both

stares dreamily at their partner like they’re the sun and stars: both

could fall and still look annoyingly perfect: sam

loves pumpkin spice, like so much: i’m not sure about sam, but jan doesn’t really mind it? she’s not a huge fan, but it’s okay.