#jezlin

Sereglin- Recipes and mage shop talk. She would blog about stuff she does. Maybe with how-tos. 

Darlindon- Porn. Lots of porn along with a sprinkling of ‘bitch I’m fabulous’ posts. Almost no talk of things he does and what little there would be would be about his sex life.

Gadreel- Shirtless Illidan(is there any other kind?) and fancy desserts. Vague mutterings about defeating the Legion. Maybe art of other Demon Hunters. But like over 50% of the blog is Illidan.

Yourself- Death and blood and sex. Real edge lord stuff. He’s not even trying to be edgy it just happens. A sprinkling of the morbid sense of humor that we share. And also porn.  

Feiriel- Mostly what a blog run by my mom would look like but with less gardening and more swords. The Light replacing all the Jesus stuff. Probably the same amount of Pokemon. And goats.  And chickens. 

Lindon- Posts next to nothing. Reblogs nothing. Collects likes. That’s it. It’s like a phantom blog. He was never here.

If the Darkspear have not named a new chieftain by 7.1 - or even given any development to any troll that even hints they’re moving in that direction - I’m calling it. It’s mine now. If Zhenya’s the big legendary hero, if he’s important enough to witness Vol’jin’s death along with the other Horde leaders, important enough that Vol’jin specifically wanted him there, he’s important enough to be chieftain.

By which I mean, they’ll appoint him, but he won’t actually take it because he’s too busy fighting on the front lines, the tribe needs stability right now and the new chieftain risking death at every moment (with no heir in sight, in what is theoretically still a hereditary position) is anything but stable. Also there’s no way the Loa will accept a death knight as chieftain, come on. So he names one of his guildies in his place. Jezlin is one of the more stable trolls he knows and a hero of the Horde in her own right, if not as Big a Deal as Zhenya is. Plus another woman in Horde leadership, fuck yeah. All Licia Ronzulli at meetings with a baby in her lap.

Blizzard, this is what happens when you don’t take care of your things.