#jeronica nation

07x05

I’ve been looking forward to this as much as I’ve been looking forward to the wedding I’m heading to. Finally watching.

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

Both there both pretentious ass holes who spoil each other.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

Veronica loves stroking Jugs hair while he's asleep. It's so soft and warm. And Veronica will curl up in his lap when they're watching shows and fall asleep.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

Surprisingly it's Jughead who starts stripping out of his suits and dress shoes the moment he enters his home.

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

Veronica Jughead is a complete night owl and will wake her up in the middle of the night. It drives her nuts. She can also tell when he hasn't gotten enough sleep and makes coffee for him in the morning.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

Veronica can not cook she is just to privileged (but if it's cold she's got a chance.) Jug doesn't make cookies but he will make them coffee or if it to late for caffeine (Veronicas opinion NOT his) hell make tea

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

Veronica. She will wear his shirts, his flannels and even buys skirts or outfits that will compliment them.

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

Jughead Jones gets. shit. done. Rent? It's paid in advance. Groceries? Veronica get random text asking her to pick up whatever organic or whole food thing she wants. Random things that come up he's got "rainy day money' and 'end of days' accounts locked and loaded.

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

Neither it's New York Ubers, taxies, or personal driving is their mode of transportation. Sure Jug owns a motorcycle but he'll be damned if he ride it around the crowded streets of new york

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

Jughead sees Veronica as a muse for his writing if that counts

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

…shouldn't even have to be said

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

Veronica will 100 percent get smashed when she's out on a girls night while jughead will nurse a glass of aged scotch for about 20 minutes

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

With the new found cash he has laying around Jughead will leave little things here and there. A meal showing up at Veronica 's office. A new book laying on her nightstand. A new toothbrush in the holder. Veronica loves them all

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

Jughead, it started out as a joke when they first got together since Veronica changed her last name to Luna when she started college he suggested he change his too. It sounded weird but he will find himself introducing himself as Jughead Luna or Forsyth Luna. (Veronica's Abuelita absolutely adores it)

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

100 percent neither Veronica will demand it die for it's crimes of simply entering her house while Jughead will place it outside claiming she can't play 'judge jury and executioner'

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Veronica Luna in Jughead's serpent jacket is 100 the most common sight on a chilly morning/day/ night. Jughead himself actually loves her capes he says it's like a 'portable blanket'

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

Sure Toni topaz Sweet Pea and Cheryl aren't older or siblings but they sure as hell don't mind throwing out threats on behalf of keeping their family safe. Which one they protect you decide.

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

It was admittedly a waiting game… and a long drawn out domesticating process. Oh Veronica left her reading glasses on the night stand again. I'll bring them up to her with some lunch if she doesn't ask for them sooner.

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

Childhood trauma and promises of being better make them strive to be the best parents while also being the best partners.

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

Both they will only use 'got 2 go' to get on the others nerves.

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

Both can be slandered and the other just sits back and watches the verbal smackdown that's coming the bully's way.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

Jughead/ Veronica people are pretty sure it's a contest

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

Veronica though Jughead's not that impulsive it probably happened once

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

Jughead 100. Being a night owl dating a early bird she will fall asleep before him and he's carried her to bed more times then he can count before and after they got together.

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

This is a perfect description of the couple when Jughead makes a breakthrough from a bout of writer's block. Veronica will literally stare at him with big heart eyes when he starts tapping away at a rapid pace because she knows.

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

Veronica! And she will send it to the family with the caption 'see he does sleep'.

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

Veronica will be painting Jughead's nails while on the phone or watching a show. She loves putting little touches of 'subtle but dramatic' makeup on him. He's actually pretty good at doing her make up routine.

29: Who will hold the umbrella?

Jughead cause he's taller

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

Jughead was horrified of Velvet (V cat) who haunted the poor man's dreams for a good amount of years. He still was devastated when he died.

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?