#jennis

toxic yaoi

He is trying SO HARD not to notice but he can’t help it every three seconds he just 🧐 eyeballs it. Abbott adjusts himself and Dennis has to sit down.

And Jack notices (bc of course he does) and comes over and stands next to him, puts his leg up on the bench so his crotch is *right there* and Dennis is almost hyperventilating and he cannot form a real sentence to save his life.

And maybe there’s some Hucklerobby going on, or pre-slash happening. So Jack is like, “your boy wants this dick” and Robby is like “well not as bad as he wants this one” and then it’s a race to get him in bed first.