"Books, Nooks and Forehead?"

(Jelsa AU: The Prince Consort)

*At the palace gardens*

Elsa: *reading a book* For some reason, I said yes to your proposal just because I thought you're a grown man already. I should've thought otherwise.

Jack: You know *hoists himself up on a branch* You sometimes need to walk on the wild side.

Elsa: That's totally no-

Jack: Not a royal thing, I get it. *balances himself to sit on a thicker part of the branch*

Elsa: Even that wasn't. Why am I even talking to you anyways...

Jack: *grunts, hangs himself upside down from the tree* Ya just hate it when I finish all your sentences *smirks at Elsa despite his difficult position*

Elsa: All that effort to woo me? *stops herself from smiling* Get back down here, your blood will rise up your head!

Jack: Oh, come on I like the view from here *chuckles* You should try it!

Elsa: *shakes her head* At least I already have a glimpse of what your forehead looks like under all that mess *laughs*

Jack: It's called my hair, thanks very much. *laughs along*

Elsa: Come on! You promised me that you'll give this a read! *frowns at Jack*

Jack: Uh oh... there's that look! I'm comin down! Just a s-

*Hears a CRACK!*

Jack: Three words.