How about some asparalorum? 💙
As the Phantom and Christine and how they are when drunk (or high on catnip? Lol)

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How about some asparalorum? 💙
As the Phantom and Christine and how they are when drunk (or high on catnip? Lol)

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His name, as I ought to have told you before,
is really ASPARAGUS—but that's such a fuss to pronounce!
that we usually call him just... Gus.
Karin Seyfried and Lucius Wolter. These two are so sweet and painful to watch. She's so tender and loving, and he's so confused and inaccessible. It really costs her something to draw him out enough to prompt him to speak.
Bonus Tommie Luyben as Skimbleshanks. Vienna revival, March 2022.
Gus, who was barely responsive up until now, is finally stirred into recollection when Jellylorum manages to evoke the memory of Firefrorfiddle, the fiend of the fell...
But has she recalled him to himself enough that he'll finally manage to speak?
Perhaps, with just a little more persuasion...
Lucius Wolter covering Gus, Karin Seyfried covering Jellylorum, and a little background Tommie Luyben as Skimbleshanks. Vienna revival, March 2022.
Ian Jon Bourg as Gus and Alice Batt as Jellylorum. 2022 Asia tour, 10 February 2023. Photo by yoon_stage on instagram (X).
Jelly: My love, what are you so stressed about?
Asparagus Jr: Our universe could exist in a false vacuum. If this is true, an event that releases enough energy could hypothetically create a bubble of “true vacuum” which would expand in all directions at the speed of light. If this bubble were to exist, we would have no way of knowing due to it moving at the speed of light. It would also obliterate anything it touches, as the bubble contains incredibly high amounts of energy and could rewrite the basic structure of matter itself. At any moment, you and everything else on this Earth, in this solar system, could be destroyed. There is no way to predict this. There is no way to stop this. It’s not even an inevitable fate you must accept, for it may not even be true.
Jellylorum: …*pats him on the back awkwardly*

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Jellylorum: I have never done anything wrong in my life, ever
Asparagus Jr: That's entirely false and I love you so much
Asparagus: I hate arms
Jellylorum: ...why?
Asparagus: you have two big arms that split into ten smaller arms
Jelly: ...
Jelly: I cannot believe you're the person I've decided to spend the rest of my life with
Young Asparagus: I'm falling for you
Young Jelly: then get up