#jbh rambles

Not me getting all excited when I saw Din and Grogu's home in the movie. The self-insert fanfic writer in me being like, "and that's where I'd sleep, that's where I'd cook and that's where Din would throw me against the wall." 🤭

I kinda wish Rey had called herself Rey Solo instead of Skywalker. I get why they chose Skywalker but part of my problem I have with the Rise of the Skywalker script is how easily Rey seems to just get past the fact Ben is dead. Or seems like she doesn't care as much as the kiss with him conveys. I understand shes happy all her friends are alive but her dyad is gone. Surely that would leave an emptiness within her. This is definitely one of the many reasons why I think Adam Driver is absolutely right to bring back Ben.

As a queer trans person, Wolfstar might be the one thing that could make me feel welcomed back into the HP fandom but we'll see. It's real shitty that the author-who-shall-not-be-named is a terf and a massive transphobe when in an alternate universe we could have had an author who celebrated the Marauders fandom and introduced a prequel series or movie with our fancast actors.

When the apocalypse happens and the gamers can call each other out like imagine your group comes across another group and you see some fucker holding a lead pipe with a gas mask and shivs in their back pocket. You'll be like, "TLOU fan?" and they just nod like of course. Then you see some other fucker in a leather jacket holding a baseball bat with barbed wire wrapped around it like, "Walking Dead fan?" and they just shrug like obvs yeah. Then you see some other guy with a biker vest and motorbike that's seen better days like, "Daryl Dixon fan?" but they're all like nah bitch, Deacon St John. And you're all like I hear ya man. I hear ya.

So I do have a couple of Gwayne fics in my drafts and I just want to say no matter what happens to my man in s3, I will get them completed so we can pretend fics once again are canon 🤭

Imagine an alternate universe where John meets Francis Sinclair after Arthur’s gone and asks if he can go back in time to prevent him from getting tuberculosis. After, he ends up going back to the ranch and walks into the barn thinking it didn’t work only to find Arthur shovelling shit.