#jay versace

Daeho: You said bring my grades up.

Jungbae:…

Darry: I saw your report card.

Pony: Congrats, you can see.

Darry: Oh, so you wanna be smart?!

Pony: That’s why I go to school!

Pony: Bye, I’m leavin’.

Darry: Is that what you’re wearin’?

Pony: Is that what YOU’RE wearin’?

Darry: DON’T CATCH AN ATTITUDE!

Pony.: You’re the one who threw it!

Darry: Yknow what I’m gonna-

*at thanksgiving*

Steve: Yo, Pony! Can you pass the turkey?

Pony: Well, I dunno. Can you pass geometry?

Steve: GET OUTTA MY HOUSE, I SWEAR TO GOT WE’RE NOT DOIN’ THAT, GET UP

Darry: Woah woah woah hey, Dally, Dally, Dally, sit down, I said square ROOT, not square up.

Mrs. Curtis: So, what’re we gonna name our baby?

Mr. Curtis: We’re gonna name him Dequa Decarp Disciple Bubble Gum Dum Dum Dum Dush Darius, rah!

Mr. Curtis: Why is your report card on the ceiling?!

Soda: You said bring my grades up.

Mr Curtis: …I did say that, lemme see-

Police officer: Sir, what’s that in your bsckseat?

Two Bit: That’s water officer

Police officer: That’s not water, that’s wine.

Two Bit: LISTEN HERE JESUS, I SAID ITS WATER

Nurse: Okay so what’s the problem?

Johnny: My nose is bleedin’.

Nurse: Ok well we’re gonna fix you up a nice peppermint

Johnny: Oh, thanks, Willy Wonka I didn’t know candy stopped blood.

Soda: How come winter’s twice a year? Like that ain’t fair to the other seasonings

Darry: Pony, why do you smell like weed?

Pony: How do you know what weed smells like, Dar? AH—BUSTED DAR! You’re grounded for a week!

Two-Bit: Dally, I need help getting up on the couch

Dally: THATS EASY!

Two-Bit: Welp, thanks, Dal, I’m gonna go climb Mount Everest now.

Steve: Yeah, I just wanted you to know you’re pretty cute

Soda: Wait really? Oh mah gawh…woahw!

Steve: So, you gonna like my picture on Instagram?

Pony: I don’t even like you in person, what makes you think Imma like you on Instagram?

Johnny: Wait, so are we gonna pretend you’re relevant or are we gonna face the fact that your existence is equivalent to a grain of sand, like

Steve: What’s your favorite season?