man apparently these are still hard even when I'm not Literally Dying anymore :v
the sad sale went great, thank you for all the support everyone <3 I bought shelves and makeup and paper star papers and stickers and a new blanket, plus it's helping cover my allowance until my wife starts getting paid. I am already thinking I might do another sale in november just for fun lol
my wife has started orientation at her program and she's having a great time, our partner and I are gonna go down to visit her in a couple weeks :) I also finished rearranging all my furniture now that her furniture isn't here and it only made me terribly ill once!
I am really enjoying everyone singing along on [live and learm], I love enthusiasm <3
on [stars] @korattata said: HEY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING ALL DAY!!!!! i just started learning last night! its a nice break at work to stop looking at the computer screen. they all still look a bit wonky and i think one of the sheets of paper is too thick but i'm just using paper i got from the supply closet and cut with the paper cutter lol
aw that's so cool! the ones that are like actually packaged for making paper stars are usually a bit thinner than printer paper, like other origami paper, but that also means they tear a lot more easily in the first step if you're not careful, so it's always a tradeoff. what a fun coincidence :>
on [hallway] @thesilentpotato said: the first thing i thought of was the "da dee la da dee la da" krabby patty zoom in scene from spongebob
lol I hadn't thought of that until you said it but you're so right (she is referencing [this scene] from the krusty krab training video for anyone unfamiliar)
(side note thank you to folks who put pronouns in easily findable places so I can refer to you correctly even if I don't know you <3 )
on [birthday] @joekingv1 said: *asks baby what gifts they received and if they would like to read/watch Komi Can't Communicate*
I never really got into komi because one of the side characters really squicks me out, but I have a friend that really loves it, so maybe they've watched it with her! I think they probably got to go somewhere fun for their birthday like a theme park or a zoo, and get a souvenir plush while they were there -u-
on [sheep] @ceylonsilvergirl [added] a different line for kirby, which I still think about regularly lol
on [pills] @minty-spice said: op i hope your health improves and your empire of pills eventually shrinks
thank you <3 honestly I'd be happy with just the first one, I don't mind all the pills so much as long as they're actually helping.
on [crackers] @amatsuki said: made a bunch of cold noodles today with cucumber carrot chicken & sesame peanut soy sauce. the only actual cooking i had to do was boil water and steam chicken
oh hell yeah cold noodles are a fantastic example of a basic food to go feral over. now I want noodles too.........
on [thinking] @adrawrable said: hope you're cozy op
not right now as I type this because it is Computer Work Time, but in general I am So Cozy these days, I have a whole queen bed to myself so it's full of big stuffed animals and fluffy blankets :) (tbh even once my wife moves back here we may just all have individual beds we all seem very comfy this way lol)
on [slam] @jeaniechibi said: we'll be right back ➡️ shshgdtsudtdidh why is every bit of art with a blurr effect so damn funny 🤣
it truly is, I love a thoughtfully applied motion blur (or perspective blur can be funny too) (altho tbh I don't use the perspective blur tool for those I just use separate layers and gaussian blur) (for anyone unfamiliar this is a reference to the eric andre show meme)
on [beehive] @galacticnova3 said: me @ wasp nests minus the frowning, little fellas doing their little fella activities. sometimes they squabble. the thinking man’s reality tv drama
true, true, gotta love little fella activities. personally I feel better observing from a safe distance, but we had a lot of wasps around my childhood home and I didn't really know how to get friendlier than not actively making them mad lol
anonymous asked: That profile is amazing
for some reason I don't feel like I understand, but thank you!
on [sale] @milkymoon-ramblings said: gahh why do so many people have so many cool probducts, the queers are tempting me with their cool swag. however I need to save money for my own cool swag (digital art)
I just love the phrase "the queers are tempting me with their cool swag", so relatable lol (also no worries to anyone who couldn't or didn't want to buy anything, it's not like I needed it to pay bills I just wanted treats :v )
on [solstice] @jaune-chat said: Definitely, the sun can fuck right off. I break into a rash if I get too much sun, and I can't walk outside without full body coverage to some degree or be itching for WEEKS! In order of preference, is fall, winter, spring, summer.
oof yeah my mom gets a bad rash from sun exposure too! I'm fortunate to not have that specific symptom, but dang it seems so inconvenient, especially if you're also sensitive to heat so being covered up puts you at additional risk. personally I rate winter a little higher than fall but otherwise yeah total agreement lol
on [rollerskates] @nexus-nebulae said: @ prev tags i used to daydream constantly about being able to roller skate everywhere because i would constantly think 'rolling would be way easier than dragging my feet everywhere rn' and it took me two months of constantly thinking about that before i realised OH i need a ROLLATOR that would help (<- i am not smart) i haven't actually tried roller skating bc i don't own skates but i have used a skateboard briefly and that also feels better than walking. i wonder.... if the roller skating rink nearby would allow me to use a rollator in the rink with skates on........ probably not lmao
honestly it takes so much to actually realize like "oh a mobility aid might help with this" which is like, a bad thing, but we're just gonna focus on the funny part for now happy disability pride month :v and tbh I think maybe they might let you do it??? cuz like at ice skating rinks they usually have those little penguins or just straight up plastic lawn chairs for people to support themselves on, so I don't think it would be that crazy to go out on the rollarink with a rollator? but also that's just me and I do not run the place or get paid minimum wage to keep people from breaking the place sooo lol
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For your drabble prompt: Steve/Bucky, one-upping each other for fun (trivia, workouts, movies, bedroom shenanigans, daring-do, etc).
Trivia Night
“Who was F. Scott Fitzgerald’s wife?” Sam asks, eyes fixed on Steve and Bucky as they begin to scribble their answers on their torn sheets of paper.
“C’mon, Sam,” Natasha complains from where she’s sitting cross-legged on the couch. “At least give them something before their time. Steve was practically walking and talking then!”
Steve glares at her. “I was two, Nat. Buck was three.” A beat. “When do you think we were born anyways?”
She rolls her eyes but doesn’t reply.
“Next, Wilson,” Bucky snaps. “Ask us the next question. I gotta beat Rogers.”
“Oh, so it’s just Rogers now?” Steve challenges. “What happened to ‘til death do us apart?’“
“Marriages means nothing when it comes to trivia night,” Bucky shoots back. He quickly worms the glittering ring from the finger of his metal arm and sets it on the coffee table before him. “C’mon, Wilson.”
“I’ll take as much time as I want, Barnes,” Sam retorts, but still, he scans the printed sheet of questions he holds. “Who was Gossip Girl on the CW show Gossip Girl?”
Natasha whistles. “I know you’ve watched that, Steve. It was on the list I gave you.”
“I made it one season in before I gave up.” Steve hastily jots down an answer on his sheet. Bucky is glancing up at the ceiling thoughtfully, pen tapping his lips. “It was too much... drama for me.” He wrinkles his nose.
“Yet you’re friends with Tony Stark,” notes Sam. He watches Bucky scratch something down with his pen before moving on. “When did Alaska become a state?”
Twenty minutes later, Sam has gone through all the questions on his list, and Natasha is totaling the scores, eyes moving swiftly between Steve’s sheet of answers and Bucky’s.
Bucky and Steve are busy glaring at each other, although Bucky has slid his ring back on.
Finally, Natasha says, “And the winner is...” All three men’s heads snap up, their expectant gazes landing on her. She laughs huskily, ropey braid of bright hair swaying. “It was a tie. Clearly, Sam’s bad at picking challenging trivia questions. Both of you got everything correct.”
Sam scowls at her.
“I demand a rematch,” Bucky says. “And this time, Natasha picks the questions.”
Canon porn, set post-Qinghe Courier Station massacre. Wei Wuxian is alive, and he claims to have control over the strange powers he wields, but at night he’s plagued by dreams of darkness and death. The nightmares leave him shuddering and sleepless, and one late night he runs into a Lan Wangji who’s full of frustration over someone taking a dangerous path. They have a midnight argument that boils over into something more, and Wei Wuxian drags Lan Wangji back to his rooms where they have fevered, intense sex. Wei Wuxian wakes up the next morning alone, but he realizes that for the first time in ages, he slept without dreams.
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Preferred organizations:
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Canon divergence, AUs (no powers, different meetings, in space!, sci-fi, fantasy, others upon request), power swap, dom/sub, ), crossovers (Firefly, Supernatural, possible others upon request), A/B/O, hurt/comfort, angst, fluff, Hydra Trash Party, kinks (D/s, tentacles, bondage, size kink, others upon request), worldbuilding.
Will not create works that contain:
kidfic, college or high school AUs
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Carol Danvers/Wanda Maximoff - MCU
Wanda Maximoff/Vision - MCU
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JARVIS/Tony Stark - MCU
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Will create works for the following relationships:
Bucky Barnes/Steve Rogers - MCU
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Peter Parker/Wade Wilson - SM:ITS
Bucky Barnes/Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers - MCU
Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanov - MCU
Eddie Brock/Venom - Venom movieverse
Work Description:
I will create for you a story of around 3-5k words in length, possibly longer if the subject matter dictates. While I am very cool with dark and kinky topics (including Hydra Trash Party), I also do AUs, worldbuilding, fluff, comedy, hurt/comfort, and many different ships. If there's a ship or trope that's not listed on my list, you could contact me and ask, as I have done a wide variety of both!
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“I don’t want help. I just want the pain to stop.”
“I don’t want help. I just want the pain to stop.”
Brock had sat still as Jack went over his plan. He kept his face turned away from him, only letting him see his good ear and an untouched part of skin on his neck. It was a progress; Jack had gotten tired of his black helmet with skull-like markings.
Now, Jack hesitated at that sharp admission before carefully adding, “I can help with that, too.”
Brock slowly shook his head, as if even such a simple movement brought him pain. “I’m already on painkillers, Rollins. There’s nothing you can do.”
Jack ignored the stabbing feeling Brock referring to him by his last name like he meant nothing to him brought.
Brock snorted at the mention. “I almost forgot how close to them you are.” He turned enough to send Jack a glare. “Enough of that bullshit. You think I’m stupid enough to not know what this is? You just wanna capture me.”
He shifted in his seat, preparing himself to stand up. Jack strained his body at that, ready to follow him.
“We would’ve already done that if that was the case. We knew where you were. I’m here, aren’t I?”
“You knew I wouldn’t go down without a fight. This is the easy way.” Brock heaved himself up, and, limping slightly, approached the table where his helmet rested.
“Trust me--nothing about this is easy.” Jack followed him, but stopped just a few feet behind him. “Seeing you like this isn’t easy. Having you not believe me isn’t easy.”
“Can you blame me?” Brock picked up the helmet, hid his head beneath, and with it, the last bits of trust he had in Jack. “You’re nothing but a fraud, and I’ve my mind made up.”
He crossed the room to the door, opened it, and let in his men. “Take him outta here.”
Jack’s muscles tightened on instinct, but he wouldn’t fight them. He had to show Brock he could play by his rules.
“Fine, I don’t care if you trust me,” he said as a big redhead grabbed his wrist. “But even if a small part of you wants things to get better, consider me.” More hands grabbed him and he was forcefully pulled towards the door. He had no choice but to move. “I wanna help!” he was almost out the door now. He held Brock’s gaze, but there was nothing warm in it. “I don’t care what SHIELD wants, I just wanna be with you! Brock!” he shouted as the door shut close. “BROCK!”
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Someone was looking for stories were Hydra wins, so I’d like to toot my own horn and put forth Love in the Time of Hydra :
Steve Rogers was blown out of a train car in the same attack that took Bucky’s arm. With Steve dead, Bucky took over trying to take down Hydra, eventually plunging to his apparent death to save the USA from a Hydra assault. But when he’s unfrozen 75 years later, he discovers that neither Steve nor Hydra had ever died, his best friend has become the face of a terrible regime, and the rebel Avengers need his help to put the world right again.
Rules: list 10 words/phrases that have something to do with your work(s) in progress and then tag 10 people to do the same.
I was tagged by thee lovely @jaune-chat and while I usually slack on these, I’m currently working on ten mostly short fics, so I can actually do this right now. ;)
1. “And he smells t-terrible.” Jack adds, almost petulantly despite his impediment, to Brock’s delight.
2. “This is kinda like yer hockey thing.” He called to Jack as the shovel severed another witch’s head clean off, watching it lob across the dirt and hit the ground with a wet splat before rolling a few feet. “Yeah alright, maybe more like baseball come to think of it.”
3. “My mother.” Jack offers, his voice soft because he doesn’t really get into his personal life normally. “She had wings. I grew up knowing how to help her groom them. I’ll be gentle.”
4. “And a hello to you too.” Jack muttered as he pulled his hood back and shook out the stray bits of snow from his dark hair.
5. “Why’s there a raccoon in the kitchen?”
6. That wasn’t the point but Brock refuses to stomp his foot about it. “I hate scary shit, Jack!”
7. Between bloody fingers was a picture of Jack, back when they’d graduated, all fresh faced and eager to take over the world, his arm slung around Brock’s neck as he pulled him in to smother a hard kiss into his already messy hair.
8. “You called about cookies?” Jack says before twitching at how awkward that sounds.
9. “I figured you’d be a seasoned vet with this nestin’ shit, I can’t be the only omega you’ve knocked up.”
10. He’s half convinced that Natasha had blackmailed Jack into some kind of agreement.
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And I’ll tag @hydra-trash-gal, @x-crossbones-x, @steve-bucky-stucky, @quillofchoice (maybe you have some wips at least laying about poking you right now lol), @carpecerevisiam, @neutralchaos1, @halinski, @thefancydragonqueen, @drgrlfriend, @claraxbarton
I don’t believe I’ve ever used It’d. And “had had” is actually correct. There’s no contraction for it, and it looks very weird and might even set off the grammar checker for duplicate words, but it is correct.
Thanks. English is weird. No, correction: LANGUAGE is weird.
Like, someone just decided that things are gonna be a certain way, and then the rest of us just shrugged and went “okay then guess this is law now”.
