*angrily writing liper smut to punish my valgrace fic for not working the way I want it to*

Leo and Piper are the kind of drunk duo that mixes all sorts of liquids (safe for consumption or not) inside a plastic bottle, and Jason is the only person who says that maybe it's not the best thing to do

hedge supports leo and piper getting together because he thinks they can teach each other things, like how to use a baseball bat and throw balls, so their subpar athleticism combines to create one above-average warrior. hedge is neutral about piper and jason because they don't do anything fun, and they like "talking" and "feeling". hedge is negative about leo and jason because he doesn't like that they're smarter than him together and he doesn't want them to get "ideas" against him. meanwhile, mellie actively prefers liper, not because she believes in them at all, frankly, she doesn't care what the kids are doing, she just wants jason to be miserable.

jason doesn't notice when piper and leo hook up, he just thinks they're like that, and honestly he doesn't care too much, it makes sense to him despite everyone saying he's being cucked, he's like "no its just piper and leo :)" ... when jason and leo are together everyone is confused that piper isn't involved and piper sees them and goes 😐 because she knew it was coming she just didn't want it to happen because she knew it would be annoying to watch (and she was right)... vs when jason and piper start dating leo says it was bound to happen but he goes to bed crying every night, and both piper and Jason tell him nothing is going to change (and nothing changes) but leo is like "it's fine" and his stomach starts clenching... hope this clarifies

where yall at?

everyones always like whos more masc is it jason or is it leo and they have all these huge arguements. But like Guys, neither of them are masc. The masc in the relationship is Piper

okay. finally did. made a lost trio server ... it ain't much, but it's honest work... let me know if u want link 🙂‍↕️💓 platonic, romantic, i dont care, it should all work... even if just 2 ppl show up my job has been done :)