#jankatober

His fingers brushing against the gold piercings adorning the raider’s face, running a thumb over his ear piercings, bridge piercing, and the two vertical piercings on his left brow. Then finally his gaze drifting to Jabber’s snakebites. Jabber had a lot of piercings, mentally noting the number Jabber had from what Zanka can see (plus the one other pair that hid under his shirt).

“—Zan-zan? Heeeeey, you even listening??” Jabber cooed, snapping his fingers in Zanka’s face. Zanka blinked once, he snapped out of his thoughts and brushed Jabber’s hand away from his face with a grunt. A cheshire grin slowly stretched sharply on Jabber’s lips, “You were staring at me a lil’ too intently there, ya that captivated by my looks???”

Zanka scoffed softly at the teasing with an eye roll, yet Jabber caught the noticeable red tinting the cleaner’s ears and he giggled quietly. “Shut yer trap,” Zanka muttered, quickly switching the topic. “How many piercings do you have again? Outta curiosity.”

“My piercings???” Jabber repeated, a thoughtful look crossing his features and his gaze trailed off from Zanka as he drawled a hum, chalking up the number in his head. “I’ve got six now if I counted that correctly.”

Zanka cocked a brow. Six? Do I even wanna find out? “…Where’s the sixth one then?”

Seeing another opportunity to tease the cleaner, Jabber’s grin widened sharply. “Why not take a guess?”

The sixth one. Zanka went deep in thought for another minute. Where would he have the new one? When did he even get another one done? He would’ve noticed it by now unless… it could be something else less obvious like the ones on his chest. Zanka’s expression immediately dropped to a mix of horror and disgust. “Don’t tell me you got yer—”

To Zanka guessing the worst, Jabber immediately broke out cackling and his laughter cut short when the other slapped a hand over his mouth with a hissed ‘shhh!’. Jabber’s snickering began to die down shortly after, his chest hitching a breath as he peeled Zanka’s hand from his mouth. “No I haven’t gotten my dick pierced, yet,” His quiet giggles further ensued to Zanka’s face blooming red when he guessed right. “I had my tongue done though!” Jabber adds cheekily, sticking his tongue out with a barbell at the centre. “You want a taste Zan-zan?~”

Zanka scoffed slightly, Jabber went ahead anyhow when he rolled over to prop himself up, his fingers warm in contrast to the cool touch of his rings when he slipped a hand behind his neck and pulled Zanka closer. Zanka suddenly felt like the room temperature turned up when Jabber’s lips grazed his with a chaste kiss, pushing it further with a firmer one with his tongue lining the seal of his lips lightly prodding for entry.

Zanka relented and Jabber’s tongue finally slipped in, tangling with Zanka’s while the cleaner reciprocated as the taste of metal mingled with the kiss. Jabber pulled away with a breath, not before his teeth sank into his lower lip and he tugged playfully earning a huff from Zanka.

“Since you mentioned that, it wouldn’t be a bad idea for another piercing, a jacob’s ladder would look good on me— ooh! We could match with those!” Jabber laid his head back on Zanka’s lap.

Zanka wrinkled his nose at the thought with a visible shudder racking his shoulders. “I swear yer insufferable sometimes…”

“You love it though~” Jabber cooed, booping Zanka’s nose with a finger.

A/N: I didn’t proofread shit btw, if you see anything wonky of the sort, no you didn’t. 🫵🏻 My dumbass got too excited wanting to finish this and AUGGHHH— I was meant to get this all done yesterday, but I didn’t, IT’S WHATEVER THOUGH- anyways yea more I’m planning to write more janka content in the future cause these two drive me insane <3

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