Okay…
What the FUCK is it with men FIGHTING IN FOG???? IN HISTORY??
Okay I know they can’t control the fucking weather but OKAY… FIRSTLY I heard about the battle of sedgemoor a few years ago. That was barely a battle, because Jamie Scott FAILED.
But… besides the point, he recruited a whole bunch of his cronies and LEGIT FARMERS who didn’t even really know what was going on, and had them stalking up through fog to ambush James II’s Royal guard. Okay…
BUT OF COURSE, what a GOOD idea it was to recruit farmers who don’t know the terrain AT ALL? Somebody fired off a gun, and the whole plan went to shit, and the Royal guard completely slaughtered Scott’s little army, and found him days later in a ditch, covered in filth, with PEAS in his pocket.
But still… WHY WOULD YOU FIGHT IN FOG? That’s how shit GETS fucked in the first place?!?!
And THEN we divert our attention to a couple centuries back, in the very late 1400s. Edward IV and Warwick are also FIGHTING IN FOG???
And OF COURSE it gets screwed up because the soldiers couldn’t even SEE straight, and they ended up attacking their OWN allies, because they got the fucking badges confused. ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHO THE FUCK THINKS ITS A GOOD IDEA TO FIGHT IN FOG??
I understand that okay, yeah, they didn’t have a lot of time and they wanted to battle RIGHT then and there, but still! Come ON! If you want a victory, fight sensibly!!! Not somewhere where you can’t even differentiate your ally from the enemy!
Himbos the lot of them, I tell ya. >:(
Lauren rant over. :p
