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our first art piece isβ¦
jaimecat, by @effemar here on tumblr!!!
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fuck it my unsolicited thoughts on the cat/ned/jaime/cersei non-canon couplings: could they fix each other?
ned x jaime: yes. ned would give jaime a honour boner so massive he would be compelled to become an actual human being (similar to what happened after brienne beat the shit out of him in asos). idk what ned would get from the exchange but I don't think jaime could make him worse. the problem is they are both bottoms so idk how the relationship would actually work π€·ββοΈ
jaime x cat: kinda. cat would use jaime as her personal attack dog but she would also keep him on a tight leash so no more pushing kids out the window (unless they deserve it). cat tops.
cat x cersei: NO. THE most toxic, dangerous, sexy yuri in all of westeros. they would make each other SO MUCH WORSE. cersei would validate every single violent impulse catelyn has ever had and in turn cat would make cersei actually competent (really dangerous!). if those 2 were ever on the same side of a conflict there would be no stopping them. unless cersei got on her nerves and cat had to kill her after 2 weeks idk. they both fight for dominance but cat tops.
cersei x ned just ends with ned having to behead cersei with ice after she smothered baby jon in the crib and tried to pin it on maester luwin. cersei tops.
dad mom and their weird asf catboy
bro just says shit
I think I found Jaime's youtube channel
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The best part of the Catelyn x Jaime ship is theyβre both obsessing about Cersei anytime they have sex. She is their third whether she wants to be or not (she does)
Hmm okayβ¦ Catelyn x Jaime and Catelyn x Littlefinger ππ§
Omg youβre spoiling me oomf π€
I LOVE Jaimecat I have such a soft spot for them. The first ever asoiaf fic I read was a jaimecat marriage AU, theyβre my OGs.
Now Cat x Petyr not so much LMAO, but I do respect how Heathcliff he gets with it. Very gothic lit, very insane, very obsessive.
Also, heβs being crazy about Cat. Weβve all been there.
Which non canon Asoiaf ship would you have liked to see in the canon?
Jaime Lannister x Sansa Stark
Sansa Stark x Brienne of Tarth
Daenerys Targaryen x Sansa Stark
Margaery Tyrell x Robb Stark
Ned Stark x Cersei Lannister
Catelyn Tully x Jaime Lannister
Lyanna Stark x Jaime Lannister
Elia Martell x Ashara Dayne
Elia Martell x Jaime Lannister
Robb Stark x Daenerys Targaryen
Sansa Stark x Jeyne Poole
Robb Stark x Myrcella Baratheon
