#jackieburkharrt

This is like bingo of JH fics in which Jackie is bad written and the story is actually about Hyde’s cock.

Season 8 characterization.

Cheats on Fez with Hyde.

Married to Fez and unhappy.

Unhappy without Hyde no matter what.

It’s stupid. Like seriously, plain stupid, she can’t understand basic math because “she’s too pretty”.

Uses the phrase “I’m pretty” too much, more than Kelso.

Would actually be a better girlfriend to Kelso because she’s so fucking stupid and unimportant, because everyone only cares about Hyde.

Doesn’t have an arc but to be fucked by Hyde, who has amazing arcs all the time. Unless it’s ShanghaiLily or PoetDameron, then you good.

Pregnant at 19 and ok with it, doesn’t even think about the fact that this is another life she has to care of. Happy that the father is Hyde even when the dude is married to someone else or is a complete asshole (season 8 Hyde).

OK with Hyde being an asshole to her because SHE LOVES HIM TOO MUCH.

Also OK with Hyde fucking raping her because sHE LOVES HIM SOOOO MUCH.

Pure cinnamon roll who is secretly a sex maniac.

Or evil bitch out there to ruin Hyde’s life even when he is the asshole, gotta change with tHE MAGIC DICK OF HYDE, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.

Loses her memory.

It’s nOW HER THE ONE WHO DOESN’T WANT TO GET MARRIED AND ACTS ALL ZEN, COOL AND WHATEVER.

Daddy issues.

Knows nothing about sex, “poor Hyde” had to teach her and he finds it “adorable” or “annoying” but would not say this to her.

Life is all about Hyde.

Will wait for Hyde forever.

Dramatically leaves the basement after telling Hyde, in front of everyone included Sam, “I will always love you.” Probably leaves Point Place. Probably pregnant.

Choses the weirdest of the names for her kid, especially if the poor child is a girl.