Heya fellas, Jack here.

Just got out of one universe that apparently the Prime guy was in, turns out there was like this massive organization of alternate versions of Prime guy. And from what I could gather while poking in the brains of those who were left, apparently the organization was dedicated to the enslavement and conquest of the entire multiverse.

Maan, nutjobs are everywhere these days huh?

But yea, apparently some dude named "The Executioner" showed up in the middle of their courtyard and just decimated them all. I'm talking like some actually successful terrorism where the bad guys are completely left too traumatized to even continue doing bad guy stuff. And I shit you not dudes, from what I could scrounge up this was after the Prime guy was attacked by this organization in broad daylight. It's an entirely insane thing that resulted in a death count in the Quintillions!

I mean I know to a guy like me that's not really much in the grand scheme of things, but for yall that's probably an insane metric.

Heya fellas, Jack here.

So I've just came across something yall might enjoy hearing about, it's some giant upside-down city I found in a little pocket dimension off the side of one universe. Sorry I can't really take a picture, dimensional forces won't really allow me to take a picture of sufficient quality.

But I can tell yall that the city is massive! I'm talking at least the size of a planet.

The locals seem to be some sort of mix of races, though majority I've seen more resemble the forge golems on other worlds. Their architecture from what I can describe is kindaa, Techno-Gothic?

They have a lot of towering spiers and spiral staircases, feels like I'm walking through an abstract art installation. As for the food, I'd say it's definitely not for the feint of heart. Hell some of it actually looks like a beating heart.

Overall this place seems like if the 1900's and 4330's collided in a solarus fusion reactor and the subsequent spawnling that came from it had an appetite for abstract food/art decals.

Heya there internet, the names Jack. Big boss just gave me access to this computer, apparently it has access to what's past that old white door I keep seeing. Though unfortunately I can't go past it myself that doesn't mean I can't interact with yall from here.

As for how to describe how I look, well it's complicated..