#jack chats

hello! welcome to barkstims :D

my name is mod jack! i use he/him pronouns, and im a minor. i used to make both stimboards and gifs, but now this account is inactive. so sorry :(

<3: grunge, yellow, flowers, punk, guitar, nature, vintage, guitar, stim toys.

blacklist: south park, dream smp, k-pop, jojos bizzare adventure, attack on titan, anything by vivziepop, naruto, demon slayer, my hero academia, anything by joanne rowling.

dni: 18+, nsfw, kink, pro ddlg/petplay, pedo or map, proship, factkin (including sonas), anti self-dx, yandere, anti-selfship, terf/swerf or radfem, truscum or transmed, exclus, anti-mogai, pro-cringe culture, you dont credit stim gifs or make credit inaccessible.

beer, karate gi, headphones

snake, magic wand, snowflake

knuckles, gun, rainbow flag

hammer, brain, diamond suit

alien, test tube, volcano

oyster with pearl, gray cross mark, wilted rose

laptop, orange, money with wings

headstone, running shoe, pill

fire, crossed swords, theater masks

tree branch, female symbol, crystal ball

I will reveal the characters after the poll closes.

haha what if this was lowkey a stealth interest check for a not-so-typical fanwork format prompt fest?😏 omg jk jk!!😂 unless...😳

1. Green Things; MCU, currently 500 words

Bruce goes looking for Loki because he wants to fight. Well no, that's not strictly accurate. If he wanted to fight, he'd find Val, have Hulk take over, and let them duke it out down in the landing bay, like he's been told they do to blow off the steam when Hulk has been driving for a while and starts to get restless. Or, indeed, when Val is the one with an edge that needs to be battered dull. No. Bruce goes looking for Loki because he wants to argue.

2. Berkano; MCU, complete at 2.5k

Loki and Thor have been playing Valkyrior for nearly a whole hundred years, which is a very large amount of their lives so far — almost half of Loki's, in fact. It happens to be one of their most favorite games. The true Valkyrior are all gone now, but Thor says he and Loki shall form the group anew. Loki has no reason to doubt his word.

3. untitled hulki mating cycle fic; MCU, currently 3k

They are three weeks aboard the Statesman when the cold sets upon Loki. It is not an entirely novel sensation, though neither is it much familiar. The few times it had happened in his youth, Loki had thought it to be some sort of illness, perhaps of a magical sort given none of his less seidr-minded cohorts ever complained of its symptom — which at the time had been even on its own plenty enough reason for Loki to tell not a soul. Now, Loki thinks it can only be assumed of some relation to the form of his birth. It is, after all, cold.

4. Terms of Release; MCU, complete at 500 words [SUGGESTIVE]

"Before you proceed," Loki says quickly, heart racing, before the Grandmaster can get a word in first, "might I remind you, you did say I could have anything I could take." Grandmaster's eyes spark with amusement, but Loki knows not to take that as any indication of how this little confrontation will go.  "Now, darling, you, uh," Grandmaster admonishes. "You know this is not what I meant." Grandmaster is in Loki's wall-mounted bed on the Statesman — entirely uninvited, mostly unexpected, and somewhat unwelcome. He lounges, as leisurely and nonchalant as Loki ever knew him to be in the near-month he spent in his bed, his throne, over his table, on his floors, up against his windows, suspended in his air, and 'competing' in his arena.

5. It's A Kick to See You; COBRA KAI, currently 8k

There's an auction at the convention. Of course there's an auction at the convention, there's always an auction at the damn convention. Doesn't matter what convention, there's an auction at it. This particular convention is taking place over a three-day working weekend in a hideously minimalist convention center slash hotel near Lake Tahoe. Everything is fucking 'greige'. They couldn't even throw in a speck of black somewhere, or even just actual gray. Between that and the overwhelming majority of salt-haired white dudes in attendance, Daniel's not-that-olive-anymore skin and inoffensively bluish suit have made him one of the most colorful things in the whole place.

6. Cater to The Hollow; COBRA KAI, currently 1k (but none of the rest is consecutive to the first sentence lmao)

"Ugh, for the love of Christ," Daniel groans into his pillow when his phone rings for the third time.

7. Curse the Messenger; ORIGINAL, draft 1.8 currently 5k

All nights are dark, and a fair few are stormy too. On those nights, the trees lining the streets shake in vengeful winds. Water comes down sideways. A loyal guard cat could get soaked all the way down to his thick undercoat. He would have to swim through the intersections.

8. [chronologically speaking, Something's Dawning should go here, but it's a media fic and thus doesn't really fit this format, so I'm skipping it]

8 ½. Run Him Like a Blade; KARATE KID 3, complete at 7k

The video goes up on a popular free site on an otherwise ordinary Saturday evening. The site ranks highly but not too highly in usage statistics in the U.S. Not one of the giants like PornHub or OnlyFans, but one a probable majority of U.S. citizens who regularly use video porn would recognize by name. The site allows anyone to upload. This is the only thing user naja88 ever does with the privilege.

9. Even Better When We; COBRA KAI, currently 2k

In hindsight, Amanda thinks, she should have put this together sooner. Then again, maybe she had. She's been making those teasing little jokes about his sexuality for… oh, years and years — decades, by now. But maybe part of her knew they weren't quite as ludicrous as her silly tone of voice, waggling eyebrows, and Daniel's rolled eyes made them out to be. That would explain why it's so easy to get now, why the tension in Daniel's shoulders changes when he notices Amanda is there and she thinks Oh.

10. Gold On a Sandy Beach; THE KARATE KID, currently 5k

The first thing Daniel notices that he doesn't hate is the way the sky goes on forever.  The plains through the midwest are too boring, and when they stop there the people talk and move so slowly it feels like they're dragging the rotation of the earth and the very passage of time backwards. That part in Superman makes sense now — it's not a superpower or anything, Clark Kent can just do that 'cause he's from Kansas. Daniel finds himself with the shortest fuse he's had since his Anger stage after the crash, but smothered under too thick a layer of malaise to actually get set off. Much as he'd still prefer to turn around, 180, and go back, it's a relief when they move on.

for Cater to The Hollow, actual draft currently 1k

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Ish's words for me are trance, trust, taste, and tree.

trance

trust [SUGGESTIVE]

He lets his head drop back onto Sir's broad shoulder and you're happy to take that as a clear sign of trust, of the comfort and intimacy underlying the performed cruelty of the scene.

from Run Him Like a Blade, currently 4k

taste [SUGGESTIVE]

"Fuck you, man. You're not the boss of me," Johnny grumbles. But he keeps his head back. It's a godly feeling, watching his Adam's apple bob under stretched skin as Daniel slowly, teasingly, pushes the hem of his soft, slightly holey t-shirt up to his armpits. Yet another tour shirt. Daniel knew the band five minutes ago. Now he only knows Johnny, Johnny's skin, the taste of Johnny's skin–

from Yes, No, Maybe (Can You Repeat the Question?), currently 2k

tree [SUGGESTIVE]

"Ah, Danny LaRusso, big boy now, all business. Alright, I'll cut to the chase. I can make it stop." Daniel rolls his eyes. "You can get fucked on every Joshua tree in the Mojave. Get the hell off my property."

from Cater to The Hollow, currently 1k

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