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Yall, I have the RWBY 2020 calendar and I just noticed something on February's page.
This is saying that Jinn is aprox 12 ft tall. And next to her silhouette is Ruby. She looks yo be about half Jinns height here, making her aprox 6 ft herself, and if Yang is roughly a head taller shes like 7 ft, with Blake not too far behind, and Weiss would be probably a little under 6 ft.
So like, they're all amazons I guess? Everyone in the world of RWBY is just hella tall? Maybe gravity is different causing everyone to grow really tall?
So I have a very good friend and neighbor whom I asked to help me cross something off my bucket list today.
I asked her to take me through a carwash while I was blazed af. And she did. And it was marvelous, there were colorful lights, there were excellent soap and water patterns, and I had the time of my life. Here's a ten second video of me enjoying this time.
That is all.
So, last week I asked a friend if she would like to "hang out in a date capacity" and she said yeah, so. We have a date planned to go look at holiday lights and then maybe grab a drink after.
I'm hella nervous bc she is my friend and also really cool and funny, and I'm just a simple dweeb who doesn't want to ruin a friendship if we don't click "like that".
So yeah that's what's new.
Did I purchase a holiday sweater that says "All I want for Christmas is uwu"?
Yes. I did. And there will be pics when it arrives.

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My ugly holiday sweater finally arrived! It's hard to read bc the font is black on blue, but it says "All I Want For Christmas Is UwU"
I started dating again. Okay, I've been on a single date. And I'm gonna have another on Sunday if I'm not combination sleep-deprived/hungover.
Feels weird but also kinda nice. I dont feel the need to find someone right away, and I kinda enjoy living on my own.
I am also kind of afraid that I'm gonna fall right back into my old "chameleon" habits. I'm talking to someone I really like but what if I start doing that thing where I try to become their ideal person and then lose myself in that weird Jace-looking façade?
I hate that I stress out about this.
Oh, also I'm back on tumblr. Guess I should have led with that? Say hi if you'd like to catch up and chat a bit!
Today's relatable post is:
Why do I have to be at work, when I could be at home reading fanfiction?