#jabra

YIPPEE i dont talk about jabra nearly enough for how much i like him. stupid big wolfguy <3

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send me a character and i’ll list:

favorite thing about them - his huge fuckass chest tattoo that's just the kanji for "wolf"

least favorite thing about them - lack of screentime

favorite line - hes so DUMB

brOTP - his relationship with kalifa is incredibly important to me

OTP - though i wouldn't call this an otp, he and lucci need to duke it out in the sheets

nOTP - gatherine. he deserves better

random headcanon - hes soooo chinese. thats a chinese uncle

unpopular opinion - i feel like i never have unpopular opinions about my faves because my faves are so niche that "popular opinions" don't exist. that being said, i know hes packin- [anvil falls on my head]

song i associate with them - nasty dog by sir mix-a-lot

favorite picture of them - post timeskip manga jabra <33333

debut chapter: 375

recent chapter: 1085

current age: 37

affiliation: CP0

Two pets with their baddie owners, trying to be rid of the pets' employment. I accept it.

Kaku: *counting money and not even looking up* Says the guy who just got done setting his own tail on fire.

Jabra: DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP!! That wouldn't have even happened if you weren't being such a smug mooch!

Kaku: Yes, because I clearly have the ability to control where other people spend their money.

Jabra: Exactly! That cute girl was about to make a generous donation to me and then you have to go and tempt her into sliding down your big stupid back!

Blueno: Can we not do this right now?

Kaku: None of us are even keeping the money for ourselves so what's the problem? 😒

Jabra: The problem is you're an oversized customer-poaching jerkwad!

Kumadori: Aaaand here we go.

Kaku: Well maybe you wouldn't have trouble with tips if you didn't have such a lousy business model.

Jabra: What was that?! 😠

Kaku: My giraffe slide is a once-in-a-lifetime interactive experience. Of course people would rather do that than watch a masochistic mutt make an idiot out of himself.

Jabra: Oh yeeeah?! Well if you like interactive experiences so much, HOW ABOUT I CHOP YOUR STUPID NECK INTO PIECES?! THAT INTERACTIVE ENOUGH FOR YA?!

Kaku: If you want a new spectacle, I've got one! Jabra the Blunder pooch GETS TRAMPLED BY KAKU THE MAGNIFICENT!!

Fukuro: Chapapa! Can't you two go one day without trying to bust each other's heads open?! C'mon, we're barely halfway to the medical fees. We can't forget who we're doing this for!

[[The still-unconscious Lucci speeds by down the hill on the stretcher]]

Kaku: Oh wow, was that a go-kart?

Fukuro: Chapapa! I didn't know this place had soap box derbies.

Kumadori: How quaint!

Blueno: Props to that guy for picking up so much speed.

Jabra: Now see, that's how you do an act.

[[CP9 walks back to resume their street performances when the realization hits all of them at once]]