#ja rule

why me and you,

50 cent: i hate that mofo

Eminem: hey, want me to kill that guy for you?

50: 🤩

Dre: boys. Stop it.

50+Em: 😔 ok, dad. We’re sorry. We’ll be good.

Ja Rule: hey, em. Wrote you a song.

Ja Rule: 🤡

Dre: 😳😮😑🤦🏾‍♂️🫪🫣

50: 😬😳😏😈

*time travelers from the future arrive just to play the line from Hamilton where the Southern Motherfuckin’ Democratic Republicans sing 🎶 you ever see somebody ruin their own life?🎶

50’s inner monologue: *get him get him get him get him*

Em: Ahem… 👋😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥🫯🫯🫯🫯🫯🫯🫯🪓🔪🪓🔪🪓🔪🪓🪓🪓🪓🔪🪓🔪🪓🪓🔪❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏🃏☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Ja: 😳😶🤒 oh yeah well fuck you too

Eminem: 🎶look. I am taking every ounce of energy to explain to you very clearly that if you don’t shut the fuck up right now and also forever, the next step is you dying. For real. People will die over this. I don’t really give a fuck about you or what happens to you. But if someone dies on my side cuz of this, it’ll really bum me out. I need you to understand that I have a lot of people who will kill you if I ask them. I don’t ask people to do murder. But at this point, idk if I can stop them if you don’t SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. I will walk away from rap forever if you insist on prolonging this. Stay dead motherfucker.🎶🎤

Ja: psh. Whatever white boy. Nobody cares. Go away. Rap doesn’t even want you here. Right guys?

Every other rapper regardless of beef politics: 🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥

Ja: guys?

Every rapper in the world: 😶🫥

50: 😈

Dre: 🫣

Em: what do you think, guys? You want me to stick around?

Every other rapper: 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

Em as “Without Me” plays distantly in the BG: Hey, Ja. 🔪🩸

Ja: 😵 ☠️ 💀 🪦

*years later*

Ja: 🧟‍♂️ *looks around* I think they’re gone. 🃏

50: 😈🤑🎫🔪🩸🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

(via Secret Performer 50 Cent at Don Jr.’s MAGA Millionaire Club Exposed)