#iworkwithidiots

Growing up, I used to envision myself as the next big female CEO on the cover of “Time” magazine; I never wanted to get married or be an astronaut or a lawyer, all I wanted in life was to work hard and slowly build a career and eventually when I hit 35, BAMMM, reach that CEO or CMO position of a well established company... no luck there if you can’t already tell from my story

With every passing day, I work hard and push myself harder and harder and now as I am a month away from the ripened age of 35, I realized; SHIT, I have reached no where, I am in the same shitty job, doing the same shitty thing, dealing with the same shitty clients, smiling at the same shitty baboons I work with... now that’s a lot of SHIT to deal with, I might as well be dealing with diarrhea all day long

So, with all this shit everywhere, what have I realized; My Parents were WRONG!!!! One should not be taught that “In order to succeed in life, you must always work hard”. 

I refuse to continue this way of thinking, we need to change and be absolutely honest with the next generation and tell them the truth. “In order to succeed in life, you must learn on how to master the art of HARDLY WORKING or you will end up dealing with all sorts of baboon nasty assed shit”

Learning of the day; I might as well move into the toilet industry since I deal with SHIT all day long, at least then I will get properly recognized for dealing with SHIT

Coworker: This guava scented pastry is good.