Warriors Incorrect Quotes
Felt like it. Made with this incorrect quote generator. Will mention if any of the quotes belong to me.
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Brokenstar: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
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Bluestar: Sometimes people ask me if I'm a day person or a night person.
Bluestar: And I'm just like, "Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!"
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Ivypool: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Lionblaze: I was arrested for being too cool.
Jayfeather: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Tigerstar: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Mapleshade: Isn't that just killing people?
Tigerstar: Ah, technicality.
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Ivypool: I prevented murder today.
Dovewing: Really? How'd you do that?
Ivypool: Self control.
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Hollyleaf: Cinderheart and I don't use pet names.
Jayfeather: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Hollyleaf: Honey?
Cinderheart: Yes, dear?
Hollyleaf: ...
Jayfeather: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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Hollyleaf: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Jayfeather: *turning to Lionblaze* How tall are you?
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Sorrelstripe: Hey Fernsong, can I get some dating advice?
Fernsong: Just because I'm with Ivypool doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Lionblaze: I think Ivypool was right.
Jayfeather: I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say "I told you so".
Dovewing: She wouldn't do that!
Ivypool: You're right, Dovewing. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Ivypool: *turns around, the shirt she's wearing says "Ivypool Told You So" on the back*
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Lionblaze: *screams*
Hollyleaf: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Dovewing: Should we do something?
Ivypool: No, I want to see who wins.
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Frostfur: Brightheart isn't answering her phone.
Cloudtail: I'll call.
Frostfur: Lionheart and I have both tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Brightheart: Hello?
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Hollyleaf: What does "take out" mean?
Jayfeather: Food.
Dovewing: Dating.
Lionblaze: Murder.
Ivypool: IT MEANS ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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Jayfeather: Favorite horror movie?
Ivypool: It.
Hollyleaf: Saw.
Dovewing: Annabelle.
Lionblaze: High School Musical. After watching it I spent all my apprentice moons terrified that all the other apprentices would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.
(Smol thing: I have never seen any of those movies and don't know whether it would be in character or not.)
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Dovewing: Where are Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Hollyleaf?
Ivypool: Playing hide and seek.
Dovewing: Where?
Ivypool: I don't think you get how this game works.
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Jayfeather: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Lionblaze: >:O language
Dovewing: Yeah watch your fucking language
Whitewing: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MY DAUGHTER THE FUCK WORD?
Ivypool: "The fuck word".
Hollyleaf: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Dovewing: Oh my god they censored it
Ivypool: Say fuck, Hollyleaf.
Dovewing: Do it, Hollyleaf. Say fuck.
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Lionblaze: Hewwo!
Dovewing: Hihiiiiiii!
Jayfeather: Greetings, humans.
Hollyleaf: Three kinds of people.
Firestar: I want pudding.
Lionblaze: Four kinds of people.
Ivypool: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Hollyleaf: Five kinds of people.
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*everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Bluestar: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Firepaw: ... I did it. I broke it.
Bluestar: No. No you didn't. Graypaw?
Graypaw: Don't look at me. Look at Tigerclaw.
Tigerclaw: What?! I didn't break it.
Graypaw: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Tigerclaw: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Graypaw: Suspicious.
Tigerclaw: No it's not!
Dustpaw: If it matters, probably not, Sandpaw was the last one to use it.
Sandpaw: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Dustpaw: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Sandpaw: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Dustpaw!
Firepaw: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bluestar.
Bluestar: No! Who did it?!
Dustpaw: Bluestar... Graypaw's been awfully quiet.
Graypaw: REALLY?!
*everyone starts arguing*
Bluestar: I broke it. I burned myself so I punched it.
Bluestar: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each others' throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Bluestar:
Bluestar: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.