So, there was a war that started with a general letting go a massive fart. Oh yeah. A fart. During the reign of king Apries, there was a revolt going on and he sent Amasis his general to squish the rebellion. However, they went ab crowned him king instead! When Apries sent a messenger to Amasis, Amasis when meeting with this messenger while on horseback Amasis lifted the buttcheek off the horse farted really loudly and said βtake that back to your king!β The messenger did just that, and lost his ears and nose for delivering the message. Apries was overthrown and killed. Amasis was made pharaoh. But this wasnβt the only battle in history that started over a bit of gas.π¨π€ on the blog thedegreelesshistorian.com I have the rest of the story! #ancientegypt #ancientrome #thedegreelesshistorian #historynerd #itsfunnytome #selkiedress #selkie #outfit #styleoftheday #sundaystyle Follow my shop @glamorouslysteph on the @shop.LTK app to shop this post and get my exclusive app-only content! #liketkit @shop.ltk https://liketk.it/3ZXYQ https://www.instagram.com/p/CnujJZtOMXN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
