#its 1am

its NINE IN THE AFTERNOON guess i better have NAILS FOR BREAKFAST and TACKS FOR SNACKS 😂😂😂 i sit down at the table and SARAH SMILES at me, and i’ll admit SHES A HANDSOME WOMAN. i look outside and theres a NORTHERN DOWNPOUR that came down like a CAMISADO. i look at sarah and say “DO YOU KNOW WHAT IM SEEING?” and she replies with “i don’t know bren, it’s been almost an IMPOSSIBLE YEAR.” i shake my head and turn on the news and lemme tell ya, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MARTYRDOM AND SUICIDE IS PRESS COVERAGE. the reporter was speaking about the DEATH OF A BACHELOR, the photo blasted on the screen looked like one taken in the ROARING 20s. the news report really gave me a NEW PERSPECTIVE.

Evan Rosier wears light blue nail polish

Sonic: "Shadow, what do you think about me dating your counterpart from the Arthurian legends, Lancelot; who's also raising SIlver's counterpart, Galahad?" Shadow, surprised: "You're into dilfs?"

why is no one up playing with the hucklerobby barbie dolls tonight psss psss psss where is everyone there is no one to play puppies with