#itisntapityparty

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on:  tyler & corywakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: cory wakes him upsends the other unsolicited nudes: cory sends thembrags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: is this tyler? bc dkskjdcomes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: tyler and then cory runs into him bc she was also staring at the building with heart eyesblows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: uh bothkilled the guy (also, which hid the body): this could go either way ?wears the least clothing around the house:  same can go either wayhas icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: tyler

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on:  hmmm... pais?wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: kale wakes her up?sends the other unsolicited nudes: they both do itbrags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: kale except he’s probably good at it tbhcomes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: paisblows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: both of themkilled the guy (also, which hid the body): pais & kale helped hide the bodywears the least clothing around the house:  pais? maybe kale too ?has icky sentimental moments for no apparent reason: kale maybe? 

Wait, why am I in trouble? 

No thanks. 

Me or him?

Another victim!

Everything is friendship and nothing hurts

Then I guess I'll have the rake.