Jul 28
You ever have a man(TM) hit on you and you think it's going ok until you find out that their idea of dirty talk sounds like a 2013 wattpad fanfiction?
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You ever have a man(TM) hit on you and you think it's going ok until you find out that their idea of dirty talk sounds like a 2013 wattpad fanfiction?
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I think fauxcest okihiji would be really funny , but also really hot
Genuinely fascinated by the social dynamics on my street. I live in a back to back terrace with a communal yard/road type of thing. Because it's summer and it's hot, all the women have been out every day sunbathing and listening to Ed Sheeran on repeat. At this stage they've clubbed together to buy a patio furniture set and they all bring bottles of wine over and cackle together about Menβ’. It's quite wholesome.
But to get to their daily gathering, most of these women have to pass by my house, where I'm usually sat on the back step with Penny. And literally every single time they'll walk by and pretend not to see me, or they'll do an awkward little hello.
It's just very clear that I'm Not Invited. And I don't mind because if nothing else I fucking hate Ed Sheeran, and I do not have a man to cackle about.
But I have to wonder what about me signals that I'm not part of the gang before I've even said a word? I'm genuinely curious. I sometimes imagine David Attenborough narrating like "the fat penguin is too pale and her hairy legs have put off the more popular penguins, so she must watch from afar as they sing their bonding call; Galway Girl"
My thing with pnl/krs is that even if you ignore the age gap that you'd recognize if you think about it for more than five seconds even if you argue there's no textual concrete number, even if you ignore whether or not krs even likes or vehemently hates anime or not, even if you ignore that pnk the ghost already said she wasn't interested and that pnk the body has a limited understanding of love stemming from the source material she's based on and just coming into existence literally that day,
what kind if really gets me
Is that there's simply no interesting or fun relationship dynamic I can image to be had or explored with the two characters that doesn't stem from "main character with cute character that people like" that couldn't be solved by creating your own oc / selfshipping, rather than further projecting onto krs, who has at least three other characters around their age who are actively a part of the ongoing story you could be doing this with, or at the very least, none that I can see being worth ignoring all prior issues mentioned, or worth spending time arguing in favor of
Obviously people are favored to do what they're wont, but it just seems so silly to me
Me studying hockey off season photos like a cultural anthropologist for signs of team dynamics and other signs of locker room lore.
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Your hand has been moving on its own.
Doing things you would do with it, all things considered, but you're not the one moving it. That, and pointing south of your house.
Today, you're going wherever your hand is pointing, and you're going to get some answers.
I genuinely love how sanda talks about "minors" (the legal term for kids) like how some people on the internet talk about it. They don't get enough agency to even be accountable for killing they can make bombs and do harm on purpose but because they are "minors" they will not be treated as people (they'll be coddled and the crime ignored)