#it talks

coworker called me while i was asleep and when i woke up and called her back her first words were "dog sounds like you just woke up" like yeah. i wonder why i would be asleep when im not supposed to go in until 12. how strange

growing out my hormone-crazy happy trail btw. Pray for me as this sparse smattering of blunt black stubs is not yet it :’)

i hate that i just remembered they’ve done muay thai

guess who has a new tumblr for some fucking reason. anyways follow me on @d3adhouseplant if you want me back in your life

therapy may be a waste of time and money, whatever is wrong with me is so ingrained into every single one of my cells there would be no point in trying to fix it. tho perhaps therapy would at least just patch me up enough to appear functional

yoooooooo