Someone: fanfic isn’t that mainstream. Name one fanfic that some rando who’s never been on a03 would know. And don’t say-
Me: FiFtY sHaDeS
Them: god fucking damnit
Me: OF GREY!!!!!
Them: why are you like this
Me: iiiiiiiiiiiiiTTTTTTTTTSSSSSS A FANFIC
Them: yes I KNOW ALRIGHT I GET IT
Me: congratulations ma’am it’s a twilight fanfic *mimes handing a swaddled baby*
Them: fuck you















