summary: coming home from work and finding your boyfriend drunk on stream
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Your entire day had just been one bad thing after another.
First, you woke up late. Then, there was major traffic on the way to the office, which made you even later. To make matters worse, someone spilled their coffee on your shirt right before an important meeting to land a deal for your business. And to top it all off, you finished work two hours late, causing you to miss your dinner reservation with Sabina, Liv, and Flo.
All you wanted to do was go home and go to bed - but that dream went out the window when, during your final meeting of the day, you got a notification that your boyfriend was streaming.
On the way home, you sat in the back of your uber scrolling twitter and George was drunk on stream - perfect.
You let the front door of the flat slam shut as you kicked off your shoes and shrugged off your jacket, dropping your bag beside them. From the hallway, you could hear your boyfriend’s boisterous laughter, and while part of you melted at the sound, another part wanted to slam your head against a wall.
“Someone’s home.” You heard him say to the stream as you walked closer to his room, “I hope it’s y/n.”
A soft smile spread across your lips, and all the annoyance you’d felt moments before quickly slipped away. You knocked gently on his door before opening it. “Hi, honey,” you said softly.
An excited gasp escaped his lips as he pulled down his green screen, revealing you to the stream. “Look, chat - it’s Y/N,” he said, opening his arms for you.
You did a little twirl as he let out a playful wolf whistle, then walked over and crouched beside him to peek at the chat. “Hi, everyone!” you greeted with a smile. “How drunk is he?”
The chat flew up as you tried to read it, “Very?”
You nodded pursing your lips standing back up as your knees clicked, “You need to get another chair.”
“I have one right here, baby,” he smirked, pointing to his face. You gasped in embarrassment and gently smacked his chest. “I’m joking, I’m joking,” he laughed.
His arms wrapped around your waist, pulling you onto his lap as he continued reading the chat, giggling to himself while you hid your red face in your hands.
“Chat, I think it’s time to say goodbye so I can spend time with m’lady.”
You could hear the smirk in his tone making you grumble sinking back into his chest, “I shall see you all tomorrow.”
“Bye chat.” You mumbled, waving at the camera as George ended the stream, “That was so inappropriate.”
You stood up from George's lap and walked over to his wardrobe while he fiddled with his computer, making sure everything was shut down properly. “It was a joke,” he slurred, stumbling over to you as you slipped off your pencil skirt and shirt, replacing them with one of George’s hoodies.
“You’re drunk.”
"So?" He shrugged, leaning against the wall as you glared up at him. "You're mad?" His goofy, drunken state seemed to fade instantly when he noticed the tears glistening at your waterline, causing him to pout with guilt.
You huffed, moving away from him and over to the bed, letting your shoulders slump. "No," you muttered, dropping your head as you ran your hands through your hair. "I’m not mad at you. I’m sorry."
George shook his head. "You don’t need to apologize, honey."
The bed dipped next to you as he wrapped his arm around your shoulder, pulling you into his side. "What’s wrong?"
"I’ve had such a crappy day, and all I wanted to do was come home and sleep. And obviously, it’s not your fault - you’re just doing your job. I’m just exhausted, and I haven’t eaten a proper meal all day."
An overwhelmed cry escaped your lips as you clung to your intoxicated boyfriend, who was gently smoothing your hair. "I’m sorry, sweetheart," he whispered, kissing the top of your head.
You sat up, wiping away your tears with a sniffle.
“s’not your fault.”
As you looked up at your boyfriend, you couldn’t help but giggle, making his eyebrows furrow. "What’s so funny?"
“You look ridiculous.” you laughed, pulling on the fishing hat on the top of his head and the camouflage jacket he was wearing, “Why are you even wearing this?”
He giggled, pulling the hat off and tossing it aside, "Oh, y’know, just streamer things," he joked, holding up a rock 'n' roll sign and sticking his tongue out like a idiot.
Another laugh escaped your lips as you tugged the jacket off, revealing his parody ‘pitchside’ football shirt underneath. You couldn’t help but roll your eyes, "For fuck’s sake," you laughed again, shaking your head. "Can we just go to bed, please?”
George grinned widely, clearly proud of his absurd outfit, but then his expression softened. He kissed your forehead quickly, a tender gesture amid the silliness. "Anything for you," he murmured, before pulling off his shirt and sweats.
Without a second thought, he climbed into bed, wrapping his arms around you. "Let’s just forget today ever happened."
You settled into his embrace, feeling the weight of the day finally lift as you closed your eyes. "Agreed," you whispered, already feeling the warmth of sleep pulling you in.
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SUMMARY ౨ৎ chris has had a crush on reader, and with the confidence from his pints, he decides to shoot his shot.
WARNINGS ʚ fluff, alcohol mentioned and drunk chris, i don't think anything else?? this is really short and kinda rubbish, sorry, will rewrite when i feel like it :/
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it was 1130pm, when you received a message from george, almost unreadable.
clarkster
pls comr pixk us uo.
we're all souooo drunj
you
when i said message me if you need anything
this isn't quite what i meant
i'm omw 🙄
and so here you were, pulling up outside the pub, seeing chris, arthur hill, george, and isaac sat on a bench. george, despite his fucked up spelling, didn't seem too drunk, which was a relief. isaac was also somewhat sober, it was mainly arthur and chris that were trouble.
"come on then, boys, get in," you rolled the window down, watching their heads perk up at the sound of your car beeping. george giggled as he wrapped a very drunk chris around his shoulder, guiding him to the car.
"fun night?" you asked, looking at chris' flushed cheeks from the rearview. he gave you a cheeky grin, nodding, then giggling to himself, causing you to smile. george laughed at him, as arthur also stumbled into the front seat, looking out into the oblivion.
"do you know what planet you're on?" you asked, nudging arthur slightly, to which he nodded, then rubbed his eyes.
"why aren't i in the front seat? this is so unfair," chris mumbled, slouching in the back middle.
"because we'd get pulled over," george said, "you don't meet the height requirement for the front seat." george giggled to himself, as you joined in, pulling off the road and heading to isaac's house first.
"brilliant," chris mumbled, rolling his eyes, before sitting forward, arms rested on the centre console.
it seemed to be a quiet ride home, chris' head now rested on the console, his curls tickling your elbow each time you switched gears.
"right, talk to you later, thank you for the ride," isaac smiled, as the boys all said their goodbyes.
"right, let's get you three to bed," you mumbled, scratching chris head jokingly, before pulling off isaac's driveway. chris hummed softly, before picking his head up, and slouching back.
the car ride back was full of george telling you stories of the night, while chris giggled at your reactions. arthur was completely non verbal.
when you got back to your shared apartment with the boys, chris wrapped his arm around your shoulder, mainly to help himself up, and you placed your hand on his wrist, the other behind his back.
"you're so pretty, thank you for driving us home," chris whispered, as george was giggling at something arthur said, struggling to get the key in the door. your face flushed, a small smile creeping onto your face
arthur grunted, as he practically threw the key to george, to which george giggled then opened the door easily.
"thanks, chris, you're pretty too," you whispered, giggling at the fact you were whispering like some 13 year old gossips.
he smiled at you, before attempting to head to the couch. he tripped, and landed on the settee with his face first in the pillows. george laughed, then headed straight to his room after grabbing a cup of water. arthur sat on the settee, hands rubbing down his face.
"cmon, get to your room," you muttered, kneeling next to chris, a hand running through his hair. he mumbled softly, turning his head to face you, eyes closed and a soft smile on his face.
"help me?" he asked, voice so quiet you almost didn't hear it.
"sure," you smiled, dragging him up by his arm, and getting a cup of water. you led him to the bedroom, after bidding arthur a good night.
"i'm okay," he muttered, as you handed him the water once he sat on his bed.
"i'm not offering, im ordering," you deadpanned, "drink."
he rolled his eyes childishly, before taking small sips of the water. he set the now half full glass on the bedside table, before looking up at you from his seated position.
"you're so pretty,"
"i know, you've already said,"
"no, like, you're really pretty," he said, reaching up to grab one of your hands.
your cheeks flushed again, a small smile on your face, as you knew it was mainly drunk words talking.
"thank you-"
"can you stay with me?" he cut you off, falling back to lay down on his bed, eyes shut, as if he didn't want to see your reaction. his cheeks were flushed, and his eyebrows were slightly creased.
"what?" you whispered, sitting on the edge of his bed now.
"stay with me? please?"
"chris, you're drunk," you stated, a hand now resting on his jeans, as his head lolled to face you.
"need you here," he whispered, his blue eyes looking into yours, causing you to bite your lip in thought.
unbeknownst to you, chris had been waiting for an opportunity like this to arise. he had been crushing on you since you moved in, however was always too shy to actually do anything. he'd give you longer glances, and laugh a little harder at your jokes, as well as dance with you in the kitchen, to try and give hints, however you never really caught on.
"i really like you, y/n," he sighed, a hand reaching up to tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, "want you to stay."
"you really like me, huh?" you teased, a small smirk on your face, as his cheeks turned a slight pink.
he nodded, eyes blinking slowly, making him look like a tired cat.
"let me take you to dinner,"
"if you remember this conversation in the morning, i'll think about it," you smirked, poking his cheek.
he giggled softly, before pulling you into him, his head resting on your chest, as your nails scratched his scalp.
"thank you, pretty girl," he whispered into your chest, causing you to smile and softly kiss his curly head.
Après Everything | annual bad decisions - arthur tv.
part two
summary: the annual group holiday goes awry when a booking mishap leaves you sharing a room with your mortal enemy — arthur frederick.
pairing: arthur tv x reader
word count: 4,693 (sorry idk how to shut up)
notes: for my brain (+ hopefully reader convenience) arthur hill is referred to only as Hill and if it’s obvious that i have never travelled to france or any ski town - no it’s not! Honestly not sure if i like this i just needed to put this somewhere that wasn’t my phone notes. i hope you enjoy + pretty please give me all the feedback! (thoughts, opinions, criticisms etc) xx
There’s a very particular feeling that comes along with shutting your laptop for the final time before a holiday. It’s not a dramatic, life-changing kind of relief. It’s softer. A release that settles somewhere between your shoulders after answering the last email, setting the out-of-office and finally accepting that any disaster that unfolds while you’re away will have to wait its turn.
For the first time in what felt like months, nobody needed anything from you, you were at peace, finally enjoying the sweet serenity of — your phone buzzed.
Once.
Twice.
Three times.
Again.
You pulled it out of your pocket.
Chris: Airport pint?
Hill: Airport pint.
Isaac: Boys it’s 6am.
Chris: Yeah? And?
You stared at the messages piling up on your screen as you stepped through Heathrow's sliding doors and immediately wished you had muted the group chat while in the transfer car earlier. Around you the departures section was packed. Suitcases rattled over tiled floors. The PA system crackled, announcements muffled against too sensitive microphones. Families huddled around suitcases piled high.
Your phone buzzed again.
Chris: Make that two airport pints.
For a delightful yet frustratingly brief moment you had allowed yourself to forget just who you were travelling with. And like a bucket of ice-cold water being dumped over you, your fantasy came crashing down.
You had heard them before you’d seen them. “Oi! Hey! Over here! Heeeyyy!”
Two pints your arse.
You turned towards the sound and found Chris and Hill waving from a pub in the terminal, their table already littered with empty glasses. They weren't even through security yet.
“Hello you two, where’s the others?” You asked, dropping your bags beside the table.
“Some are inside, some we’re waiting on,” Chris replied, already gesturing over his shoulder for another pint.
“Your best mate is here already.” Hill snickered, raising his eyebrows for emphasis.
Wonderful.
“Oh yeah?” Your eyes narrowed.
“Ah yeah. Coffee? Security?... One of the two. We weren’t listening but he sounded pretty serious,” Chris offered, shrugging.
“Ah. Surprising.”
“And that means…?” Hill asks, dragging out the last syllable.
“Arthur would treat airport travel like a military operation.”
“Well, someone has to.” A familiar voice replied from behind you.
You closed your eyes, your head dropping forward.
There has to be hundreds of thousands of people in this airport and of course Arthur Frederick appears at the worst time.
“Good morning, princess.”
It was a nickname you were never able to get ahead of, you weren’t even sure when it had started but since the first time you’d complained about it - it had stuck. You turned in your seat, grimacing as your eyes reached his. Stood behind you with a coffee in one hand and a backpack slung over his shoulder, Arthur smiled with his head cocked to the side.
“Artie.” You returned the greeting.
“Oh wow, you’re still sticking with that?”
“You’re still annoying me?” You retorted, voice low and mocking.
“Depends.” He tutted. “Is it working?”
“Clearly.”
Despite it being February, he was wearing a navy hoodie, black shorts and trainers. You stared pointedly at his exposed legs.
“Are you aware of where we're going?”
Arthur glanced down at himself.
“France.”
“Yeah, Artie. The Alps. The cold part?”
“Well yeah, obviously.”
“Did you even pack trousers?”
He looked offended.
“Of course I packed trousers.”
“Mhmm.”
“I've been skiing before, princess.”
“Given your attire, that wasn't immediately obvious.”
Chris looked between you two and sighed dramatically. “Right. Excellent. They've started already.”
“We haven't started anything,” Arthur responded, rounding the table to sit beside Chris.
“I just got here, like thirty seconds ago,” you added.
“Thirty-one,” Hill corrected, nudging you with his elbow.
“Time flies.”
Chris pushed a half full pint glass towards you. “Hey, how about we all loosen up? C’mon… Drink?”
“Chris.”
“Holiday pint?” He pushed, the words coming out in a melody.
“It is six in the morning.”
“Exactly,” Chris said, a dimpled smile following.
Arthur took a sip of coffee and tipped his cup towards Chris as if in silent agreement.
“See? Someone gets it.”
“Don't encourage him,” you said with a roll of your eyes.
“It’s a coffee, and you don't get to tell me what to do, princess.”
“Yep, there he is,” you said, caving and pulling Chris’ pint to you, taking a sip.
“Who? Me?”
“Yep. The man physically incapable of taking instructions.”
“Or criticism," Hill added
Arthur raised his hand and smacked Hill in the back of the head before turning to you with his eyebrows lifted.
“That is a strong accusation.”
“Is it?”
“Absolutely.”
“Arthur, any of us would trust Chris first.”
“Right.”
“Over trusting you.”
“Hardly comparable.”
Before you could respond, another voice cut across the terminal.
“Oi, guys!”
You all turned.
Josh jogged towards, behind him two suitcases rolled wildly and Sabina beamed, hands full of their remaining bags.
“And they arrive!” Hill shouts, clapping loudly.
“Whoooop!” Josh shouts in acknowledgement. Disapproving grunts and whispers from other patrons follow soon after.
“Mate,” Chris called, lifting his hands to gesture around him. “We're at a pub.”
“I can see that.”
“Pint?” The melody in his voice returned.
“It is six in the morning.”
Chris laughed, pointing towards you. “Wow! That's what she said.”
“Yeah because we’re the ones who aren’t insane.” Sabina exasperated, leaning over to squeeze your shoulder in greeting.
“Uh uh! Majority rules,” Hill decided. Sliding the glass toward where Josh stood.
“That's not how majorities work,” Arthur said.
“Look at that,” you muttered. “He's already correcting people.”
Arthur grinned.
After several more minutes of Chris attempting to convince Josh that airport pints were a cultural experience rather than a poor life choice, you finally made your way towards security. Predictably, Olivia, Isaac and George were already waiting on the other side. Isaac and George huddled over a phone.
Liv spotted you first. You dropped your carry-on beside her and immediately pointed behind you.
"How dare you leave me stranded with them."
She glanced over your shoulder and visibly winced. Chris was arguing with airport security, Hill filming it on his phone and cackling loudly, Josh and Sabina were working on repacking their carry-on contents while Arthur stood nearby looking thoroughly entertained.
"To be fair," Liv said, pulling you into a hug, "I didn't leave you with them."
"You absolutely did." You huffed into her hair.
"You arrived after us. Later than we agreed on, by the way." She pulled back, her hands placed on your shoulders and an eyebrow raised as if telling you off.
"Technicalities." You waved a dismissive hand before turning to Isaac and George, pulling them both into quick hugs, George immediately holding out a takeaway cup. You took it gratefully, raising an eyebrow in silent question.
"Your marshmallow's already in there," he said.
"You're a lifesaver."
"I know." He grinned.
You took a sip and groaned. While airports seldom provide the best quality, you have to admit that there may not be many better things in life than a large hot chocolate full of cinnamon.
"Feeling dramatic this morning, are we?" George said, tilting his head mockingly. Letting you tip forward your head resting on his chest as he pet you like a mother would a petulant child.
Arthur again appeared behind you, shoving you lightly so he could pull George into a half hug half handshake.
“Ever the drama queen,” he chuckled, greeting the others before correcting himself with a scoff. “Drama princess - I mean.”
George’ gaze flicked between you both before rolling his eyes and heading towards Chris and Hill, who had somehow escalated their situation with airport security. "Not ‘gna deal with you when I have to deal with them… Wish me luck," He muttered.
"You'll need it," Isaac called after him.
Thankfully, George was able to intervene before Chris could turn whatever he was attempting into an international incident. By the time you reached your gate, Liv and Sabina both looked as though they were reconsidering every life choice that had led them to this moment. Isaac wasn't far behind.
"Why do we do this every year, you’d think we’d learn from experience," you sulked, gesturing to the rowdy boys, before dropping into one of the empty seats beside your gate.
"I think it’s why this is yearly," Olivia replied. "It takes us a year to forget about the chaos and start to reminisce."
"That's worse."
"It is."
Boarding was called twenty minutes later and as expected, the seating arrangement immediately became an issue - despite all being firmly in adulthood, nobody was happy with their airline assigned seats.
Thankfully, Liv had anticipated this. Her priorities were simple: One: Chris and Hill could not sit together. Two: Sabina, Liv and you got aisle seats for accessibility to eachother and moral support. Three: Josh was to be supervised at all times. The rest was apparently negotiable.
Eventually, after enough complaining to qualify as a formal group activity, everyone settled. Hill claimed his window seat in the row ahead, Isaac took his seat between Hill and Liv (who was wearing the expression of someone mentally drafting an apology to the other passengers), across the aisle, George dropped heavily into the middle seat beside you as Arthur walked up and stopped next to your row, staring at the window seat Liv had assigned him.
George looked at Arthur. Then to the seat next to him. Then at you. Then back at Arthur. "Nope, absolutely not. I am not sitting between you two"
You shrugged. Arthur beamed. George pressed his fingers to the bridge of his nose. He hadn't even fastened his seatbelt and already looked drained, you almost started to feel bad for him..
"You're both adults, just behave" he cautioned, his cadence tense and borderline scolding.
Neither of you responded. George watched as Arthur filed in, taking his seat and smiling brightly.
"I can behave, I don’t think Artie can though." You said gesturing absentmindedly.
“I’m sure rabid stray dogs can behave better than you can.”
“You smell like a stray dog.”
“Wow, real mature, princess.”
“I am not dealing with this the entire flight, just be quiet.” George snapped, looking between Arthur and you, frustration palpable on his face. Holding in a laugh, you sat back into your seat.
Around you, passengers continued filtering onto the aircraft. Overhead lockers slammed shut. Flight attendants moved through the cabin helping people with bags. Somewhere near the back a baby began crying. Chris was still talking loudly, of course. Across the aisle, Olivia had already settled into her seat with a book. Isaac sat beside her scrolling through his phone. A few rows back, Josh was attempting to explain something with increasingly dramatic hand gestures while Sabina watched him with amusement shining in her eyes.
Taking it in, you found yourself smiling. Arthur noticed immediately. Of course he did.
"What?" He said leaning over George to look at you. Eyebrows furrowed, you looked at him.
"What."
"You smiled."
"What?" You repeated.
"You did."
"And?"
"You looked happy. It’s weird. Stop."
You faced him, rolling your eyes and shaking your head. He watched you over the rim of his takeaway coffee, smiling smugly with an eyebrow raised.
Beside you, George groaned.
"What?" Arthur asked him, nudging his shoulder against George’s.
“Wha-a-at?” You mocked him. Arthur faced you again, sticking out his tongue as if a child. George looked between the two of you. Then towards the ceiling. Then back again.
"We haven't even left the ground."
That got a genuine laugh out of you both, Arthur shaking his head and sitting back into his seat while you bumped George with your elbow.
The plane levelled out somewhere above Europe and within half an hour, the energy that had carried everyone through the airport had disappeared entirely.
Across the aisle, Hill was turned around, face pressed between his seat and Isaac’s, whispering loudly to Chris sat behind him as they watched something on a phone screen neither of them should have been able to see from that angle. Sabina had given up trying to intervene, instead opting to watch and listen intently to the boys, Josh snoring lightly tucked into her.
George had fallen asleep beside you or at least was pretending to have, headphones tucked under the hoodie he had pulled over his head, eyes shut tight. Though you suspected it was self-preservation. You swapped between flipping through the channels and screens available on the small tv in front of you and scrolling aimlessly on your phone. A woman across the aisle from you was watching a documentary about volcanoes on her ipad, which had proved to be much more interesting.
A packet of crisps appeared in your peripheral vision. You ignored it. The packet shook. Slowly, you turned your head, taking out an earphone. Arthur shook the packet again.
"No."
"You didn't bring any food and you’ve been staring at the menu for twenty minutes."
"I wasn’t hungry and I was just looking."
"You were judging. With your judgemental eyes"
"What? No I wasn’t, I was looking. There's a difference."
"Yeah, not with you."
You rolled your eyes and returned your attention to the screen. The crisps remained, the packet shook again.
"Artie. Bugger off." You huffed, facing him completely now.
He smiled brightly, his eyes squinting and nose scrunching. Before shaking the packing once more, adding in a sing-song tune, "they're salt and vinegar."
"I can see that."
"They're your favourite."
You hated that he knew that, almost as much as you hated that he was right - punctuated almost comedically by your stomach growling. Without looking at him, you took the packet. Arthur looked unbearably pleased with himself. George opened one eye.
"Are you really feeding each other?"
You chuckled, showing off the crisps in your palm. "Apparently."
"Hmm." He murmured, a smile evident in his voice.
"Go back to sleep." Arthur chided.
You settled back into your seat, stealing another handful from the packet before balancing it on Arthur's tray table and returning your attention to the screen in front of you.
The rest of the flight passed much the same, Chris and Hill remaining incapable of sitting normally, Josh getting progressively louder every time he woke up from whatever five-minute power nap he'd accidentally fallen into, Liv managed to get over halfway through her book and Isaac had slept through enough turbulence to convince you he could probably sleep through an earthquake, possibly even the plane crashing.
A little over an hour later, your descent was announced and almost immediately, the cabin seemed to come back to life. Headphones disappeared, window blinds slid open and sleepy passengers began stretching into the aisles as though waking from hibernation. The holiday feeling settled over the aircraft all at once, spreading through the cabin as people sat forward in anticipation of arriving.
The mountains appeared beneath the aircraft before you'd even broken through the clouds. White peaks stretched endlessly across the horizon, sharp against a sky so blue it hardly looked real. You found yourself leaning towards the window, completely unable to look away. Every year you forgot just how spectacular they were and every year the first glimpse stole your breath all over again. The Alps looked less like a real place and more like something edited, impossibly perfect beneath the afternoon sun. Beside you, Arthur shifted slightly to get a better view, and for once neither felt the need to fill the silence between you. As the aircraft banked gently, small resort towns appeared amongst the valleys below, their rooftops dusted with snow and scattered between winding roads. A smile tugged at your mouth before you could stop it.
"Doing it again, princess."
You didn't need to look at him. "Doing what?"
"Smiling to yourself like a weirdo."
"For god's sake Artie, shut up."
"Where’s the fun in that?"
George groaned from beneath his hoodie as though physically pained by your existence. A few minutes later the wheels hit the runway with a jolt that rattled through the cabin. Chris immediately cheered, startling several nearby passengers and setting off the crying baby towards the back of the plane.
And just like that, almost a year later and all those months of planning, group chats and increasingly questionable decisions, you were finally in France again, though if you thought airport security had been chaotic, baggage claim somehow managed to be worse.
For reasons you still don't fully understand, collecting luggage always seemed to erase whatever common sense most people possessed. Within minutes of reaching the carousel, Josh had confidently picked up the wrong suitcase twice, only realising his mistake when Sabina pointed out that neither belonged to him or her or anyone else in the group. Hill, meanwhile, had somehow become involved in a discussion with a complete stranger about whether their luggage looked similar enough to warrant simply swapping bags altogether - to which they had looked rightfully alarmed. George had disappeared entirely in pursuit of Chris, who had wandered off in search of snacks before a single suitcase had even appeared on the conveyor belt.
By the time you finally emerged into arrivals, dragging your luggage behind you like survivors of some minor disaster, you were beginning to understand why Liv permanently looked as though she carried the weight of the world on her shoulders.
"Right," Liv announced, glancing down at her phone before looking up at the group. "Coach is outside. Everyone, stay together."
Nobody listened. "Everyone, stay together," she repeated, louder this time.
Hill continued walking in the wrong direction. Josh stopped to look at something in a gift shop. Chris reappeared carrying enough food to sustain a small village. Olivia closed her eyes.
"Isaac."
Isaac immediately looked up from his phone and turned towards the group, a sharp command of “stay” rang through the air, Hill stopping in his stride and Josh dipping his head down returning to Sabina’s side.
Without another word, Isaac and Liv began herding the group towards the exit with the efficiency of two people who had clearly been forced into this role many times before. Falling into step beside George, you adjusted your grip on your suitcase and carry-on, observing the chaos unfold ahead of you.
"There is no way most people travel with this much drama."
George laughed.
"Most people don't travel with Hill. Or Chris”
You looked towards Hill at the front with Isaac and Chris, their arms linked to keep them both in step as Liv led the group towards the exit.
Yep, fair enough.
The cold hit the moment the automatic doors slid open. Not London's version of cold, where the air felt damp and heavy and lingered in your clothes for hours afterwards. This was different. Cleaner. Sharper. The kind of cold that immediately filled your lungs and made you feel awake whether you wanted to be or not. Around you, everyone seemed to react at once. Josh zipped his jacket higher, Hill launched into an elaborate complaint about frostbite despite standing outside for less than thirty seconds, and Chris loudly declared that he would warm Hill all by himself (whatever it took).
Arthur, still inexplicably wearing shorts, appeared entirely unaffected. You stared, looking between his bare legs and smug face. He noticed immediately, smiling and sending you a wink.
"Like what you see?"
Your eyebrows lifted. "Like what you feel?" You responded, emphasising by tugging your coat closed around you.
"Yep." He said, popping the last letter.
"And you brought trousers?" In lieu of a response, Arthur rolled his eyes so hard you thought he might injure himself.
“And they’re here? With us in France?” You continued.
"I'm not having this conversation again."
"I’m honestly just asking."
"I love the concern but I can take care of myself."
"You wore shorts to the Alps."
Beside you George laughed, a sharp and loud sound that seemingly tore it way out of him, before sheepishly shrugging his shoulders when Arthur looked to him, betrayal evident on his face.
Chris and Hill claimed the back row before your driver had even opened the doors, immediately establishing themselves as a problem for everyone else on board. Josh joined them moments later, a decision Sabina appeared to regret almost instantly. Liv and Isaac settled together a few rows ahead while George disappeared towards the front, wisely distancing himself from the inevitable nonsense already brewing behind him.
That left you with a window seat and, for perhaps the first time all day, a moment of peace.
The scenery transformed gradually as you climbed higher into the mountains. Cities gave way to towns, towns became villages and eventually even those disappeared, replaced by winding roads cutting through snow-covered forests. The further you travelled, the more excited everyone seemed to become. Conversations grew louder. Music was blaring after an enthusiastic Hill convinced the driver to let him connect to aux. Plans for the week were thrown around enthusiastically between rows. The first drink. Ski slopes. Questionable bets. Party games. Even more questionable bets.
At some point you stopped listening altogether and rested your head on your arm pressed to the glass, content to watch the mountains roll past outside. The sun had begun its slow descent by the time the familiar cluster of cabins finally appeared.
One moment there was nothing but snow-covered trees and winding roads; the next, wooden chalets emerged around a bend in the mountain, their windows glowing warmly against the fading afternoon light.
The reaction inside the coach was immediate. Everyone stood up at once.
"Sit down!" Liv shouted from somewhere near the front. Nobody listened. "Guys!"
Some grumbles were distributed among the group but soon everyone was seated again.
Smiling despite yourself, you looked back out towards the wooden cabins and let out a breath you had held since you were here last year. Home for the next two weeks, and god it’s so good to be back.
The coach rolled to a stop and before the driver had even opened the luggage compartment, Chris was halfway down the aisle, Hill directly behind him, Josh trying to overtake both of them despite starting further back. Sabina watched the entire thing unfold with the expression of a woman considering whether abandoning them in France was a realistic option.
Stepping off the coach, you paused for a moment as fresh snow crunched beneath your shoes. The chalet stood directly ahead of you, warm light spilling from the windows and reflecting against the snow that surrounded it. For the briefest moment, the entire group seemed to stop and take it in.
Then Chris yelled something completely unintelligible and sprinted towards the front door. Moment ruined. Still, your smile remained as you grabbed your belongings, following the others inside.
Suitcases were abandoned by the front door almost immediately as everyone scattered to explore. Chris and Hill disappeared upstairs within seconds of arriving, Josh headed straight for the windows in search of the hot tub and Arthur wandered towards the kitchen in search of a drink. For a few blissful minutes, everything felt easy.
You were handing your carry-on to George when you noticed Liv and Sabina standing at the dining table. A folder laid out on the counter from the chalets booking drawer, several sheets of paper spread neatly across the tabletop. Normally, that wouldn't have meant anything. If any one knew anything about Liv it was that she loved an itinerary. The woman could organise a military operation if given sufficient notice.
No, that wasn’t worrying, what did catch your attention was the expression on her face.
Or more specifically, the complete lack of one. Beside her, Sabina was staring at the same paperwork with her lips pressed tightly together.
"How nice is this!" You called, meandering over to them both. Neither answered.
Liv looked down at one page, then another, then flipped both over. Her eyes moved back to the first. Slowly. Deliberately. As though she was hoping the information might change if she stared at it long enough.
"Chris."
The word was calm. Far too calm. Across the room, Isaac immediately looked up.
"What?" He said, confusion evident in his face.
She didn't answer him.
Instead, she looked back down at the paperwork.
"Chris." She said louder.
This time Sabina closed her eyes.
"Oh no. Oh shit."
Something about the way she said it sent a ripple of unease through the room. Conversations began dying off one by one. Josh drifted back from the windows. George set down his drink. Arthur emerged from the kitchen holding a six pack in one hand and an opened beer in the other, pausing when he realised everyone was now looking towards the dining table, tension palpable.
"What happened?" Isaac asked, already sounding tired.
Liv finally looked up. “Chris!” A shout this time, the sound rippled through the room, it was as if the world fell silent too.
“Uh, yeah?” His voice carried from his location somewhere upstairs. Tentative, slow steps back toward the room.
"How many rooms did you book?"
There was no answer, only his footsteps increasing as he returned to where everyone stood, looking at him expectantly.
"What do you mean?" you asked.
Olivia held up a sheet of paper. Gesturing towards Chris and Hill.
"Those two booked the accommodation."
A collective groan moved through the room. That, unfortunately, explained everything.
“Liv!” You groaned. “What did we learn last time? Why in the world would you trust them with this?”
Isaac stood up making his way over to the kitchen counter and Liv, “Hey, they said they knew a guy.”
"Wait, why does that matter?" Arthur asked.
For a brief moment, Olivia simply stared at him. Then she looked back at the paperwork and let out a long, slow breath. "There are four bedrooms."
The silence that followed was immediate. Nine people. Four bedrooms. Of course Chris struggled with those numbers. As though summoned by the accusation itself he rushed over to Liv and Sabina, taking the sheet as it was handed out to him.
"What? No." Chris read it, then looked at the group and glanced back down at it again. His confidence disappeared so quickly it was almost impressive.
"Oh."
"Chris," Isaac said.
"To be fair…"
"No."
"I thought-"
"No."
"Chris."
Sabina's warning tone was enough to stop whatever defence he was preparing. The room erupted into noise almost immediately. Questions came from every direction at once. Hill looked seconds away from crying with laughter.
"Remind me again why we trusted him?" Arthur groaned.
"Because he said he knew a guy," Isaac replied miserably.
"Yep. Right. That’s worse."
"It is now."
While everyone else continued arguing, George quietly reached across the table and picked up the room allocation sheet. His eyes moved down the page once before he immediately pointed at the first room.
"Mine."
The room fell silent again.
George looked between Chris and Hill.
"We're sharing."
Chris grinned.
"Really?"
"Yep. We're sharing."
You cut in. "You can't just decide that."
"I absolutely can."
Hill looked positively thrilled by the arrangement, already dropping onto the nearest sofa as though the decision had been made months ago rather than seconds earlier. Chris joined him, the pair high fiving. George ignored both of them entirely.
Setting the room allocation sheet back onto the table, he took a long sip of his drink and looked far too pleased with himself. Only then did you glance down at the paper properly. Josh and Sabina already had a room together, Olivia and Isaac obviously occupied another, and George had just successfully secured the third for himself, Chris and Hill.
Your eyes moved slowly down the remaining names, a feeling of dread beginning to settle somewhere deep in your stomach long before your brain caught up with the maths. Sabina, Josh, Chris, Hill George, Isaac and Liv…Which left — your stomach dropped.
Beside you, Arthur stepped closer to the table at exactly the same moment. For once, neither of you spoke. You simply stared at the remaining names printed beside the final bedroom allocation.
"No."
The word left your mouth instantly.
Arthur didn't even hesitate.
"No."
For perhaps the first time in years, your friendship group watched as two of you finally agreed on something — this is a disaster.
It always makes me sad when people say TV talks too much when he's usually just passionate about something or excited to be spending time with his friends :( could you write something where reader is hanging out with the ukyt crew and the others kind of tune Arthur out when he's talking about something but when he gets quiet because he realizes the others aren't listening, reader says "hey, I'm listening" so he keeps talking?
What were you saying?
Atv x reader - fluff
a/n: This was requested in August so its really late but its one of the only requests i didnt delete because im gonna be so real I face the same thing that Arthur faces a lot with my friends so I just really wanted to write this 😭
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cw: nothing much but the gang might seem a bit mean
The flat is loud in the way it only ever is when everyone is there. Someone’s brought snacks that are already half gone. There are bodies sprawled across sofas, arms slung over chair backs, people talking over each other without even trying not to. The TV is on but no one’s watching it—just background noise for the chaos.
George is mid-story, gesturing wildly with a bottle in his hand. Isaac’s leaned against the counter with Liv tucked into his side, both of them laughing before the punchline even lands. Arthur Hill and Chris are arguing about something trivial while Yasmine adds commentary purely to wind them up.
You’re curled up on the end of the sofa, knees tucked under you, watching it all like it’s a familiar kind of storm.
“And I’m just saying,” George finishes, “if it wasn’t that deep, then why did it take three of us to figure it out?”
Arthur Hill squints at him. “Because you lot are idiots.”
“Oi,” George says, affronted. “That’s not fair.”
Chris leans forward, eyes lighting up with mischief. “To be fair, George does have a massive head.”
There it is.
Everyone reacts at once—laughter, groans, George instinctively reaching up to pat his hair like he’s checking whether it’s grown since last time.
“It’s proportional!” he protests. “It’s because I’m smart.”
Isaac laughs. “All that intelligence has to fit somewhere.”
Liv adds, deadpan, “You’re basically a Funko Pop.”
The room erupts. George’s laugh is loud and unbothered, hands thrown up in mock surrender. Someone makes a comment about his brain rattling around like a DVD at the back of a drawer.
You laugh too—but out of the corner of your eye, you notice Arthur.
Arthur Frederick has been quiet for a few minutes now, leaned back in the armchair slightly apart from the main cluster. He looks relaxed, legs crossed, hands loosely folded, eyes unfocused like he’s been somewhere else entirely. You recognise the look—it’s the one he gets when something in the conversation nudges a thought loose and his brain just goes.
Right on cue, he straightens a little.
“Well, actually,” he says, voice cutting through the noise with earnest certainty, “head size doesn’t really correlate with intelligence at all.”
There’s a brief lull, not silence, exactly, but a dip in volume as people register he’s speaking.
Arthur sits forward now, warmed up by the opening. “There was this study I was reading, like, a proper analysis, where they looked at cranial volume versus cognitive performance across a pretty large sample size, and the correlation was basically negligible.”
He gestures with his hands as he talks, fingers opening and closing like he’s shaping the idea in the air.
“The thing is, people assume bigger brain equals smarter, but intelligence is way more about neural efficiency than size. It’s about how well-connected everything is. You can have a slightly smaller brain with denser synaptic connections and outperform someone with a larger one.”
George nods politely for about three seconds before his attention drifts back to Chris, who’s whispering something that makes him grin. Isaac checks his phone. Arthur Hill reaches for another snack. Liv leans over to say something to Yasmine, who bursts out laughing.
Arthur keeps going—at first.
“And like, even within humans, the variance is massive. There’s also this misconception that—” He slows, eyes flicking around the room. His hands pause mid-gesture. “—that size is predictive, but it just… isn’t.”
No one’s looking at him anymore.
The realization hits gently, but it hits.
He stops talking.
There’s a small, almost imperceptible smile that crosses his face—the polite kind, the one people use to smooth over the feeling of having misjudged the moment. He leans back into the chair again, folding in on himself just a touch, gaze dropping to his hands.
“Anyway,” he murmurs, more to the room than anyone in it.
The conversation swells back up around him like he was never speaking at all.
Your chest aches.
You’ve been listening the entire time. Not just out of politeness—out of genuine interest. You were already following where he was going, already curious about the study, already anticipating the way he always links one topic to another like stepping stones only he can see.
You shift closer, turning your body toward him.
“Wait,” you say, gently but clearly. “Arthur—what were you saying about neural efficiency?”
He looks up, surprised. “Oh—uh.” He blinks, like he needs a second to recalibrate. “It’s… it’s not important.”
“It is,” you say, shaking your head. “You said the correlation was negligible? But how did they even measure cognitive performance?”
Something changes in his face.
It’s subtle, but unmistakable—the way his eyes brighten, the way his posture straightens without him even noticing. The awkwardness melts away, replaced by quiet excitement.
“Right—yeah. So they used a combination of standardised cognitive tests and longitudinal performance metrics,” he says quickly now, words tumbling out. “Which obviously has its own limitations, but what was interesting was how consistent the results were across different demographics.”
He leans forward again, elbows on his knees.
“And this actually links to something else I found really cool—brain size comparisons across species. Like, cetaceans, for example.”
You smile. You knew it was coming.
“So whales and dolphins have absolutely massive brains—some species have brains way larger than ours—but again, it’s not just the size. It’s the encephalization quotient. That's basically how big the brain is relative to body size.”
He gestures excitedly now, eyes locked on yours like the rest of the room has faded into static.
“Dolphins, especially, have incredibly complex social structures and problem-solving abilities, and a lot of that comes down to cortical folding and neural density rather than sheer volume. Some researchers even think their emotional processing is more sophisticated than ours.”
You nod along, asking softly, “That's why they're so social.”
“Yes!” he says immediately, delighted. “Exactly. There’s evidence to suggest their brains are wired for empathy and cooperation in a way that’s genuinely comparable to humans. Possibly even more nuanced in some respects.”
He laughs under his breath, a little self-conscious but happy. “Sorry, I’m rambling.”
You shake your head, resting your chin in your hand. “No, I love this. Tell me more.”
Arthur exhales, smiling properly now—wide and warm and a little disbelieving.
“Well,” he continues, slower this time, more comfortable, “there’s this theory about how intelligence isn’t a straight hierarchy at all. It’s more like… different kinds of optimisation. Humans are good at abstract reasoning, cetaceans are incredible at social cognition, corvids at problem-solving—it’s all just different expressions of complexity.”
The noise of the room carries on around you—laughter, teasing, someone calling George a conehead again—but Arthur doesn’t notice anymore.
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