#is glorious

"Ignore Mr. Hockey, Pinky. If you hide from him, he'll only grow more interested." And the others could possibly take notice and draw the wrong conclusions. "I'm not going to let him near you. Understand?"

Direct quote of the Unsinkable Brain fanfic by  SylviaW1991. Pinky and Brain join Miss Tulip in a tour of the Titanic, given by no other than Mr. Andrews himself, the ship's designer. 

Every day we get closer to this reality

Even with just this frame I’m cracking up at how hilariously stoic he is among all this bullshit that is in his room

There's this really cool dude, ok? He's standing around being all chill, like cool dudes are known to do sometimes. A cool dude like this probably has a real cool name. But he probably wouldn't just tell you what it was if you asked. He'd be way too busy for that. Busy being totally sweet.

Oh Ohno

Is all his introduction going to be in CoolBruh-speech.??

Oh god TG why do you keep being the best

But you could always try to guess his name. And if you were right, he might nod ever so slightly. That's a cool dude's way of letting you know there might just be hope for you yet.

Oh shut up you galactic dork, you have two anime-ass katanas on your wall

Enter name.

Oh I was expecting the usual fake name joke but....

Damn, that was actually legit cool as hell

This guy doesn't have time for this sort of bullshit.

Does he have time for a veritable deluge of red-text freestyle raps? You bet

Try again.

!!

OH HI DAVE, I’VE ALSO HEARD YOUR NAME A LOT

Dave Strider huh... I like how John Egbert, Rose Lalonde and now Dave Strider sound so perfect for each of them. For Dave it has the approriate coolness

OH AND DON’T THINK I DIDNT SEE THAT UNIVERSAL GLIMMER IN THOSE SHADES. THOSE WERE TOTALLY THE SHADES THAT SAW THE MOST IMPORTANT EVENT IN ALL CREATION:

A FAN TURNING ON AND PUSHING A BUST OF SNOOP DOGG OFF A FLOATING BROTHEL

!!!!

IT’S THE MIDNIGHT CREW FROM THE PS SPECIALS.

Hurray for obscure cameos!!

Also his room is even more messy than I imagined.

Your name is DAVE. It is an UNSEASONABLY WARM April day. Your BEDROOM WINDOW is open to let some air in, and your FAN is cranked.

....Oh motherfuck. I can’t believe there was an identical fan right there as I was referencing the other fan.

How many PS references can we fit in this??

Arguably even more cranked would be your FLY BEATS, which brings us to your variety of INTERESTS.

I would diss his “fly beats” but he’s right. They are amazing

A cool dude like you is sure to have plenty. You have a penchant for spinning out UNBELIEVABLY ILL JAMS with your TURNTABLES AND MIXING GEAR.

He is all about the rhythm and the beats, isn’t he?

You like to rave about BANDS NO ONE'S EVER HEARD OF BUT YOU.

I feel you there my little hipster

You collect WEIRD DEAD THINGS PRESERVED IN VARIOUS WAYS.

UHHHH....

You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM.

I like to take photos, myself. It’s a little hobby of mine. I don’t have a darkroom though. Nice!

You maintain a number of IRONICALLY HUMOROUS BLOGS, WEBSITES, AND SOCIAL NETWORKING PROFILES.

Oh god do you a have an ironic mega-network of alt accounts to carpetbomb the net with gloriously terrible shitposts? Why is Dave like this

And if the inspiration strikes, you won't hesitate to drop some PHAT RHYMES on a mofo and REPRESENT.

I like how this is his intro and it’s been 75% about his shitty raps. Fucking perfect.

What will you do?

Dave: Quickly retrieve arms from cinderblocks.

Oh no we are doing this again

Nah.

STOP CRUSHING ALL THE OTHER KIDS IN THE “WHO IS BEST CHARACTER” RACE, DAVE.

I’m now imagining him ironically dabbing on the competition and why does it fit so well

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