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*Kansas actually has a lot of hills. Kansans do not have an inability to climb them, but rather a healthy avoidance of getting too near the sky and the great cities in the clouds that reach down and harvest the tallest and/or highest elevated folks on Wichitasnacht (December 9th every other year).

I wish libs would focus less on the Rotten Tomatoes reviews and more on the fact that it was a literal bribe.