#internetchan39

Have you noticed that Basil has been awfully lazy these past few days? I keep having to break in his walls and remind him its time to get up and be gay!ଘ(∩^o^)⊃━☆゜

I fear he may be bedrotting, Internetchan knows all about this and as a fellow Jirai, I might as well be an expert in it. Do you think he's having hot, sexy, gay, dreams about you? ( ͡º ꒳ ͡º) He has said that his recent dreams have been "inspiring" during his time off ✨️✨️✨️

He only speaks of you in such ways, so Internetchan could imagine he saw some of you in his sleep! Or maybe he's still feeling sick? He's been feeling really bad because he missed his appointment with Dr. Frankenstein hasn't even hit up his other friends yet. He was supposed to be meeting up with his friend Edward Vayne and didn't even get up to that. He's been crying to me all day that, no matter what he does, he always seems to find himself back crying and in bed all day. Sometimes even weeks! :0 Internetchan has assured him that we all understand and that he shouldn't be so hard on himself, but he seems to be really caught up on the fact that hes "failed us" and told me that he wanted to apologize to you specifically but I haven't heard him around since....

His butt is still peak tho :3🎀

Also, would love to add that Internetchan loves your style of letters! Your envelopes are the cutest and very aesthetically to Internetchan 🎀🌸💕🩷not to mention your new signature adds to the style! Its so fun opening them up! Internetchan loves a person who is different!!! Continue to serve cunt, my guy. ଘ(੭ ᐛ )━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

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I have noticed it, yes. Though I must confess, I am far more entertained by you. You break into his walls, and he allows it? Basil continues to surprise me in the most peculiar ways.

This “bedrotting” you describe sounds positively dreadful! Perhaps I was a little cruel to him in my last letter, you make him sound so very unwell. But, there is no use for pity; it is such an unproductive emotion, and benefits no one. His absence is quite inconvenient to us both, though, and I should very much like him to stop wasting himself away in bed. He must recover at once! And you should take care not to follow him into such habits.

Do I think he dreams of me? I would be surprised if he did not, as we have been close for years now. Dreams are where men and women go when reality refuses them what they want, and so I wonder what role I play there - however, I rather not know for certain. It is so much more amusing to imagine the answer myself. The unknown is always more beautiful.

And he is still ill? Oh, how tiresome. When he failed to take me to Dr. Frankenstein, I assumed he had simply gone without me, but now you tell me he has not gone at all? Artists are so dreadfully devoted to their suffering! Basil may protest all he likes against turning misery into art, but he indulges in it just the same. There must be some kind of pleasure in it - a pleasure in their own suffering that they would loathe to abandon. You tell me he weeps and refuses to get out of bed, and I can only conclude that he must find some comfort in it, however absurd that seems to me. Still, it was kind of you to reassure him.

Edward Vayne, in London… how interesting. Basil first spoke of that man a few years ago, when I had forced conversation out of him during one of those intolerably long sittings. They are friends, or something like it, yes. Perhaps after I've seen Dr. Frankenstein, I shall permit Basil to take me to him as a proper apology. I do so long for a mind - and face - that matches my own standards, and Mr. Vayne may very well suffice.

Your compliments are delightful, my sweet. You understand presentation - which is more than can be said for most - and your letters are so charmingly excessive that I almost envy them! If ever I grow bored, I may take to colored ink myself. Blue, or perhaps pink like yours. I will leave the small pictures to you and Basil, though.

Now that you are here, I must ask something of you. That Ibuprofen you gave me, have you any more? The day Basil abandoned me, I was seized with the most intolerable melancholy. Ordinarily, I should have gone somewhere more… stimulating to remedy it, but instead I tried your little treat. I took one during our time together, quite secretly, and though it disappointed me then, it proved unexpectedly soothing when I had it in my room. I should like to have more of it. If you cannot provide it, you must tell me where it may be found.

Internetchan will miss you ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ₊˚⊹♡

Your work is so good! ◝(ᵔᗜᵔ)◜Internetchan can stare at it for hours!! I just wanted to day hi and introduce myself! I am friends with the Harkers and have been acquainted with Dracula and Dr. Frankenstein in the past! I hear your friend Dorian is looking to have a talk with the doctor when he visits London! Internetchan will be here too 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

Internetchan will be here lurking around as usual cuz Internetchan loves to be in people's business ( ͡º ꒳ ͡º) I've helped a madman named R.M. Renfield repent for his sins of making his simp aka the love of his life leave for ever and hes still thinking about it so, let's just say you can count on Internetchan!!! Im the real deal around these parts if ya know what im sayin cus (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

Anyways, Internetchan will be here and I bring you this magical cake for your welcome gift!! It's strawberry as I heard you and your friends enjoy strawberry ଘ(∩^o^)⊃━☆゜✨️💫🍰✨️🌟

ALSO INTERNETCHAN SHIPS YOU AND DORIAN SO HARRDD

Okay byee ᓚ₍⑅^- .-^₎

My first letter! How grand!

Hello Miss Internetchan, I am so glad to know that you appreciate the art, I put a lot of time and thought into it.

I have never met a 'magic person' before, but I'm very open to it now! It is nice to meet you, I see you are friends with a few people I am also familiar with, and what's this?? You know Dorian Gray!?

Oh, he is just wonderful isn't he?! Such an extrondinary man, I feel as if no other person's beauty could ever reach the heights of which Dorian has. He is my dearest friend as well. So interesting to find out he is meeting new people like this so quickly....I assume you know him? Or have already spoken with him. Also, I am not very familiar with the term 'ship'. I don't believe it has the same meaning as a ship used for transportation, right?

You seem like a very interesting person, Miss Internetchan. I can see that you know these areas very well, and as for your friend(?) Mr. Renfield, I don't think I have ever heard of a madman who would repent for such actions but it is clear that whatever happened was important to him, and you clearly have had quite the impact on him. I do admire you trying to help him though Miss Internetchan. I too believe even a madman can be forgiven if he believes.

( ◡̀_◡́) #financialhacks ✨✨✨

I too would like to kiss Renfield on the mouth and will do anything for that experience. He’s the only thing that brings me happiness and fills the void besides spreading yuri propaganda online, I will dedicate my life to you and show you the my up most devotion I swear!

And are you as mad as the other? For I have no use for that kind of queer devotion.

But if you have sense, and can be of service to me, then perhaps we may speak further.

I think she wants you (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

@carmillathevamp1874