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Feat. Robin and Nami

⚔️Zoro - Accidental instagram fitness influencer. He posts essentially the same shirtless mirror selfie in the same pose every day and everyone flocked to him. Hasn’t even posted a video of him working out, he’s just that jacked and hot. Only on instagram. Captions are three words at most and always end with “#gym”. Doesn’t know your vs you’re (Sanji corrects his grammar in the comments every time).

🍖Luffy - Chaotic streamer/mukbanger/memelord. Other Straw Hats collab w him a lot especially his roommate Zoro who is always passed tf out in the background of his streams. Has the most followers out of everyone combined.

💛Sanji - Slutty cook who spanks dough when he’s kneading it and all that shit. Zoro comments “yuck” on every post.

🌸Robin - Seeks out factually incorrect videos about historical events/ancient cultures and rips them apart. Her video essays are at least three hours long each with super professional production quality. People shit themselves if they see she has stitched a TikTok bc they know it means they’re getting dragged through the dirt. She has a deep hatred for that ~yo ho hoist the colors high~ song every fucking ocean TikTok uses.

🍊Nami - Travel influencer who has deals with every luxury brand ever. Venmo handle in her bio. Thrown hands with everyone in the makeup influencer community at least twice.

Mi buen amor 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟