#instructor problems

But yeah, my class is impossible to pass. 😒

When your kids forget over half the show within a week.

If you did poorly on the final and failed to turn in your final assignments, that's why your grade dropped by over ten points in a two days span. Just do the math. Seriously. Stop emailing me acting like I'm out to get you. Also, stop emailing about how you need a certain grade to keep your scholarship. That's something you should have been thinking about before final grades were posted, not after. I'm all about helping students when I can, but the semester is over. It's out of my hands.

Oh, the joys of being an adjunct.

If an instructor is nice enough to offer you an opportunity to revise a paper, you damn well better address the feedback your instructor provided on the original. If all you're going to do is add a couple of sentences, don't fucking waste my time. You WILL NOT receive a better grade for that shit.

A full half page minimum is absolutely NOT "entirely up to interpretation." There's a fucking ruler in Word that tells me exactly whether or not you have met the minimum length for the assignment. Additionally, if I can copy your "half page" assignment, and it fits three times on a single page, then IT IS NOT A HALF PAGE LONG.

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