Shattered Jade Au

#shattered jade au

An au, where after the furnace had brutalized Wukong, he decides to overthrow the Jade Emperor. However, the rebellion works.

Currently known ships;

ShadowPeach (Wukong/Macaque)

SpicyNoodles (Redson/MK | Qi Xiaotian)

Ancient Platnoic FreeNoodles (Baije /& Tripitaka)

Former SilkTea (Sandy/Huntsman)

One-sided inkyfeathers (Azure Lion/Golden Winged-Peng)

Ironbull (DBK/Princess Iron Fan)

LostLight (Change'e/Hou Yi)

Bingzha/Ou Bing (Nezha/Ao Bing

Oc's will and most probably be mentioned for the sake of plot and my own indulgence. Mentions of murder and violence may occur. Implied sexual violence. However, it's VERY BRIEF. If this triggers you, do not read.

Shattered Jade Link (Chap. 1)

Current Works;

Shattered Jade

Severed Moonstone

Dulled Emerald

Shattered Jade Posts;

Chapter 1 WIP

The Mei Debate

Shattered Jade Au Thoughts

Dragon Purring

Chapter 1 Crumbs

Chapter 2 crumbs

Severed MoonStone

[Placeholder]

Dulled Emerald

Chapter Plan

Link to the collection on ao3;

Shattered Jade Au Collection

Tagging for my moots (ily'all):

Continues of this

But not TikTok… my irls have my TikTok… I cannot say this on TikTok…

@emerialyncodevenice

Hey! 1500th post woo!

Yea so I know Azure canonically kinda grooms Wukong (and the monkie kids to-) but STILL

Like, MAN do I love me some big papa lion.

And you know what in fanfic, we can have that! Here, he didn't groom anyone! He has hiss-hiss noodle baby and his big bird to kis-

And in 'Of Blood and Bones' we get that! Yay!

(and a bunch of angst on the sides!...less yay!)

So, Azure is the jade emperor here and is doing (I hope) a rather good job at it, but he's very busy and stuff and in the fic, Mei is always trying to get her baba to rest (I think...it's been a while since I read the early chapters) and oh yeah! Turns out the dragon heiress got adopted by the Jade emperor and his consort themselves!

Hooray! (Way to climb the social ladder ig)

I have a headcanon that Mei would hang around Azure's neck like one of them taxidermied fox scarves the scary rich ladies have in movies... but...alive (obviously) or for my hinduism mythology nerds, the snake Shiva wears around his neck like a necklace

...or to my papa's pizzeria nerds, the live mink around Krystal's neck

Anyways, Azure's fluffy mane make a great resting place and Mei loves to stay close to her Baba! So win win! It also acts as a way for her to unhinge her scary snake jaw if someone tries to drag him away for even more work.

Since Azure's so busy, at times when his arms are full I think like sometimes he lets his instincts get the better of him and nom the child up (Lions do pick up their cubs by the scruff) but at times his aim isn't the best and just grabs her abdomen and just settles for it

He looks so frazzled and Peng has to step in to roast their himbo husband and help fix things up

Inkyfeathers I imagine would be just like Ratchet and Optimus from TFP: I will follow you into every battle with only mild complaining

(Hell, I wonder if the aquirement of Mei was just like:

Peng: Azure, what the hell are you doing now

Azure: I assure you love, I have absolutely nothing to hide. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting to attend to-

Peng: Hold on, your majesty. Last I checked, your shirt didn't look that lumpy

Azure: it just got ruffled up, that's all. No need to make a fuss about it-

Peng: And shirts don't move either.

Azure: wait, we can talk about it-

Mei: ('u')/

Peng: Azure, mind telling me why there is a dragon in your shirt)

And Boy, as much as I want to open up a dang KFC on Peng's corpse, Inkyfeathers just does SOMETHING to me that I can't resist

There's not much to say about their designs, I wanted to give Azure a more royal purple is all!

(click photo for less sh!tty quality)

Azure is aromantic

Wukong and Macaque are aroace

For like three weeks Wukong and Macaque dated bc they misunderstood how romantic love worked and they break up conversation was literally just “you know? I don’t think this is how it works” “yeah me neither”

Peng is in love with Azure but it’s painfully unrequited. It doesn’t help that Azure is also very upset that he can’t feel the same bc he really wants to

Peng also has an angry crush on Macaque because that’s funny to me

DBK goes without saying we all know the lines he gave

My man is now a sixth wheel in the brotherhood.

Like Ironbull, Shadowpeach and Inkyfeathers like my poor guy.