Canon Pronouns? Hm. It/he?…

I just wanna be able to melt again. There is no joint pain in the Dark Puddles. Ghh

You know if I had a nickel for every time I kinfirmed a souless video game character whos lack of soul led to a lot of suffering and a lot of murder, stuck in a sort of time loop that reset whenever I died, also having a sibling sort of relationship with the player character from one of the games I appeared in...

I know she didn’t choose this any more than I did, but I can't help feeling a little bitter how differently Audrey and I were treated. I got locked in a closet for the entirety of what was basically my childhood, then got tossed into a hellish timeloop were I had to kill Henry over and over again. All because I didn’t look like what Joey wanted. But Audrey looked more 'presentable' so she got to be adored and grew up well-adjusted. You can really tell who the favorite child is here...

The creators were cowards for not giving me a tail in the games. Excuse you but I DEFINITELY had one! I liked wraping it around Boris's or Alice's hand/wrist when we would walk together, I even did that once with Audrey when I met her in my smaller form. The tip was real sharp, too, like a knife. Maybe a little violent but I distinctly recall stabbing a Lost One like a scorpion at least once. Anyways keep drawing me with a tail because thats the truth dont look at canon look at me

If you ship your kinself with another character is it technically selfshipping? Asking for a friend (and definately not because im still crying over Alice ahahahaha)

happy mother's day to the ink machine LMFAO